Welcome to My Haunted House ...

Ah, I see you’ve arrived. Please, won’t you come in ….

                                                                       *CREAK*

I must say, you are looking quite … healthy. Let’s have some dinner, shall we? We’ll start with some finger foods …

Before the main course arrives …

Nothing like fresh intestines for a nutritional, feel-good meal. Shall we retire to the library for an after-dinner drink and entertainment?

Ah, that was lovely. So glad you enjoyed it. What’s that? You’re feeling sleepy all of a sudden? Allow me to offer you a room for the night. It would be of no trouble. I’m sure you will be quite … comfortable.

Fido will show you to your room …

Good luck … er, uh, that is … Goodnight. And Happy Halloween. Muhahahahahaha…..

For more Halloween fun, head over to Denise Covey’s blog for a list of participants sharing some spooky spirits with the blogosphere.

Do you  have a favorite tradition or spooky costume? Tell me all about it in the comments. I went to a Halloween ball once where these ladies were the hit of the party:

And it was hilarious when they danced to Thriller on the Wii’s Michael Jackson Experience in full costume. Good memories!

What are yours? Don’t forget to hop over to Denise’s! And have a spook-tastic Halloween! 

By the way, Butterman (Time) Travel is now available for pre-sale on Amazon as an eBook and it’s broken into the Top 100 time travel bestsellers! Help me keep it climbing by downloading a copy today!