Mother Earth To Algore: Come In Algore

AlGore? Mother Earth to AlGore. Come in AlGore
Guest editorial by Rob Roselli

Whatever happened to Frankenstein’s modern assistant AlGore and his global warming/global cooling/climate change minions? As with most everything else with the current Star Wars Bar scene freak show/Ivy League reunion Administration and its enigmatic leader (more on this later) AlGore and his minions have gone into hiding. This is for good reason. That is if the legitimate scientific method is employed to analyze his Magnus opus as I have done in a link on my web site entitled “The Inconvenient Scientific Method”. Not coincidentally, the link is posted on the “New” Age section of my site (www.boxofsunglasses.com) because this is exactly how AlGore’s version of science and “spiritual issue” known as global warming/global cooling/climate change needs to be classified. The first question one must ask is what is “it” exactly, global cooling, global warming or just plain ‘ol “climate change”? Save this one for later.

AlGore’s “science” is second grade level science at best, minus the integrity. Here are just some of the high points of “The Inconvenient Scientific Method”:

1. AlGore’s now infamous graph that correlates carbon dioxide to Mother Earth’s temperature is an absolute joke. This is the main reason that supposedly “the debate is over”. In his book “An Inconvenient Truth” (which I shamefully admit to having spent over $20 on) it becomes readily obvious that there’s a problem with all of his graphs: there are few actual numbers are assigned to either axis; this is strange if we’re to believe “the debate is over”. However, yours truly was able to dig up a similar graph (if not the same one) in Nature Magazine that actually has specific numbers on it. And lo and behold when that graph is blown up several times and specific time periods matched one of two things happens most of the time: there is no correlation between carbon dioxide (CO2) and temperature increases or temperature increases PRECEDE CO2 increases (this latter Inconvenient Fact deep sixes AlGore by itself). And this “finding” is totally plausible because…

2. The solubility (or ability to mix) of gaseous CO2 in water decreases with increasing temperature. So when Inconvenient Realities like a huge ball of fire shows up every morning and warms Mother Earth naturally more CO2 is going to come out of solution. And what are the largest sources of aqueous CO2 solution on Mother Earth? Right, the oceans which even AlGore would have to admit pre-date the industrial age.
3. On a percentage basis CO2 is belittled by other gases that control Mother Earth’s climate most notably water vapor. And mankind’s contribution to CO2 is a minor contributor to that naturally occurring gas. In other words, mankind is a very minor contributor to a gas that in turn is a very minor contributor to Mother Earth’s climate patterns.
To summarize thus far this is why CO2 concentrations either LAG temperature increases (decreased solubility) or there’s no definitive link between CO2 and Mother Earth’s temperature (CO2 is very minor player in controlling climate). So what we have here is a blatant scientific scam and we haven’t even gotten to the fun stuff yet like…
4. AlGore has another vaguely numbered graph of page 65 of “An Inconvenient Truth” that supposedly documents Mother Earth’s temperatures departures from average. But the problem is for the modern period (it’s hard to pin down what the timeframe is due to the graph’s vagueness) where it shows a departure from average in both the negative and positive at the same time. This is like saying a light switch (like say the one in AlGore’s head) is both on and off…at the same time.
5. Greenland. This relates to the concept of the Medieval Warm Period (that Conveniently disappears from much of the data supplied by the UN-dead’s “scientists” as per the East Anglia email scandal of November 2009). There’s a reason it’s called “Green” land, it was much warmer near the North Pole around a 1,000 years ago when this island, currently covered in over 100 feet of ice in many places, was so named.
6. The UN-dead’s Intergalactic Panel of Cosmic Clowns (IPCC). Even before the whole email scandal of November 2009 erupted many people including yours truly and actual climatologists like Weather Channel founder John Coleman were speaking to the absolute stupidity and lack of scientific integrity of their “climate models”. I’ve personally never run a computer model of Mother Earth’s atmosphere specifically but have used many in regards to hydrology and water quality. Knowing the complexity of these situations which pale in comparison to Mother Earth’s climate led me to accurately conclude it is impossible to predict “her” temperature 100 years out to within a tenth of degree of accuracy. Leave it up to the Cosmic Clowns to figure this one out and AlGore has taken their “facts” to the bank, pun intended. But think about it: your legitimate climatologist known as the TV weatherman has trouble predicting 10 days out and we’re supposed to believe that these Cosmic Clown goofballs have figured out climate modeling 10 decades out?
And the “best” part is the eco wackos behind all this are responsible for causing legitimate environmental problems like oxygen sinks in the Mississippi River and Gulf of Mexico caused by extra nutrient laden runoff from the scam known as corn based ethanol or the horrendous hazardous waste disaster in waiting known as mercury light bulbs. In summary what we have here is another blatant scam being touted as truth in today’s Twilight Zone world of “They Live” made into reality. There are two logical conclusions one can draw at this point:

1. AlGore and his close allies are little more than common scam artists who have made tens of millions and it ends there.
2. There are way too many people pushing this whole agenda way too hard without pausing to look at simple, basic scientific fact for this all to be ascribed to a few con artists and crackpots.

If you choose number 1 no hard feelings but this “conspiracy theorist” chooses door number 2.
Let’s pick this back up at paragraph 6 from above. The EPA knows it’s impossible to accurately model any complex natural system for all conditions and scenarios. For example, this is why they form the basis of many of their point discharge regulations (like a sewer plant discharging into a stream) on something called the 7Q10, the seven day low flow over a 10 year period. This then begs the question why would the EPA now regard CO2 as a pollutant under the Clean Air Act? The easy and obvious answer is because it’s being run by American hating political hacks like “climate czar” Carol Browner formerly of Socialist Imbecile umm Internationale. While true it goes much deeper. It gives “our” criminal banking elites and masters even more control over our lives without Inconvenient Truths like the Constitution since the separation of powers can now be skirted (not that collection of weasels known as Congress would do anything anyway). Part of this control includes horrific energy laws and taxes where Al Gore and his Chicago Climate Exchange co-founders Goldman Sachs stand to make into the billions.

It gives an excuse to implement world government under the UN-dead. This was previously relegated to the “tin foil hat crowd” but it’s becoming more of a reality every day. It gives the Gaia Hypothesis weirdoes typified by mad scientist James Lovelock and the UN-dead elites more justification to make “The Case for Killing Granny” (Front cover of Newsweek, September 21, 2009). Speaking of the Gaia Hypothesis this horrendous theory explains my opening statement: the reason “it” is now called “climate change”. In a nutshell, pun intended, these genocidal maniacs (I mean this literally) typified by James Lovelock and “science czar” John Holdren have gone in with premise that mankind is unnatural and must be cut down to 1 billion from its current 6 billion to save “Mother Earth” or “Gaia” as the “Gaia Hypothesis” stipulates. In this way all bases are covered while the underlying assumption (mankind sucks) remains. If there’s record warm temperatures in Moscow it’s “climate change”. If it snows in New Orleans and Las Vegas it’s “climate change”. If there’s a drought somewhere it’s “climate change”. If there’s a severe hurricane season like 2005 it’s “climate change” (another AlGore fallacy by the way). If we don’t have any severe hurricanes for several years like now we Conveniently forget about it a la the East Anglia University “scientists”. What we need to do is control “The Population Bomb” to quote ‘Population Biologist’ Paul Ehrlich, former buddy of current “science czar” and mass murderer in waiting John Holdren. Better yet why not just start “Killing Granny” but have “compulsory abortions” as well to quote Obama’s madman Holdren directly.

Lest anybody think this is too harsh here are some quick fun facts fully documented in my latest book ‘The UN-American Genocidal Complex’: “The early twentieth century progressives and Darwinists right here in ‘The Late Great USA’ were huge fans of eugenics, selective breeding and some future unknown Bohemian madman over in the fledgling Weimar Republic. This genocidal love fest went both ways. Adolf Hitler got many of his ideas, motivations and justifications for his genocide from the American ‘Progressive’ and eugenics movement of that time.”

-Adolf Hitler reportedly got much of his industrial backing from Rockefeller Standard Oil and other American industrialists (it’s not at all coincidence “They” are the same ones behind today’s eco wackos).
-One of Hitler’s biggest inspirations was Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger who championed getting rid of the “imbeciles”, “feeble minded” and “morons” before they were even born. Her number one target was “the negro”. (So yes our so called first black president who voted AGAINST something called “The Born Alive Infant Abortion Protection Act” is a staunch advocate of black genocide).

Of course this whole mess leads right into the same crowd that gives us “our” economy today, the Goldman Sachs and related criminal gang bankers that own the “Federal” “Reserve”. This is another scam fully documented on my web site and coming from someone who got a ‘C’ in something called “Econ 100″. So there’s no way I’m this smart hence the title of my first book and radio show, “They Live” in honor of John Carpenter’s 1988 movie.

In closing as far as AlGore’s ‘science’ I wish I could say that mankind’s respiratory cycle and cow flatulent as the cause of typhoons in the Philippines is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard but they are soundly beaten by the Darwinian Dumbos of evolution. Today the entire “conspiracy” is brought to us by a President who seems to have more names than a Manhattan phone book, more social security numbers than an identity theft ring and more places of birth than the Octomom has kids! More importantly, Comrade Lenin’s concept of so-called “useful idiots” has proven true with Obama’s supporters who are essentially one in the same with AlGore and the eco wackos. Today these “useful idiots” can now be called the D-baggers where “D” stands for Democratic Socialists of America, Darwinian Dumbos, Rachel MaDDow and HarvarD. Without their help there’s no way the real criminal elites running the show could have pulled it off; “it” being the carefully planned impending downfall of “The Late Great USA” or what I term “the conspiracy”. -Rob Roselli

ABOUT ROB ROSELLI:

Rob earned a BS in Civil Engineering from Vanderbilt University, and an MS in Civil Engineering from New Jersey Institute of Technology. Rob is a licensed professional engineer in three states, working from New York. As a writer and speaker, Rob is on a mission to apply light to darkness in its many forms.

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