Obama Bags Bin Laden
As our president loves to vacation with his family, our fantasy road trip takes us to the Redwood Forests of California where legends of the Sasquatch have long been told. Sightings of the tall hairy human-like beasts make the wooded trails all that more intriguing. Little does the first family know it, but they soon may encounter a hairy beast of another kind.
Come to find out, the elusive Osama Bin Laden has not been hold up in a cave near Pakistan, but has been managing a convenience store tourist trap on highway 101. Wearing bibbed overalls, a old felt fedora and little round wire rimmed glasses, Bin Laden just appeared to be another eccentric opportunist.
Osama and a few home grown terrorists in training happened to be hiking through the Redwood Forest when the first family came cruising and singing “Oooh Eeeh, Ooh-Ah-Ah, Ting Tang, Walla Walla Bing Bang!” when BAM! President Obama hit Osama at 50 miles per hour, killing him instantly.
After discovering the identity of the road kill, and uncovering the whole terrorist operation, Barrack and family proudly brought home their trophy souvenir to the delight of all Americans. Who knows, this story may serve as a script for a new hit Disney movie.
NOTE: This article is fictitious and for entertainment purposes only. Speculations that coded messages contained herein have been greatly exaggerated.
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