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Dear Unca Charlie,

My condolences, i believe, i know how you feel, i mean, you dint even TRY to make it difficult, a very funny and relevant Gen-x pop-culture reference, and “joke” that you have managed to keep fresh,. for like at least 4 years now, and they STILLDONT GET THE JOKE. the fkn wayway agents, and the retired colonel who is now tryin to get them to listen, but them ho’s just dont wnna hear NUFFIN, and unca Charlie , out of the goodness of his heart, from his retirement (hes not that old, we retire early, i retired at 27, and now im 38 and my “pension” plan is lookin fekin wonderfull, ) and then, then, they read your stuff, dont even realise your erudite as a bastich, yet think you could possible make the VERY same spelling mistake for like YEARS..

From all these interactions, i have come to the conclusion, they too stupid to live. on many many levels./ i mean really, its not even an obscure cultural reference, we all saw how well my latin jokes went down,. cicadae ego audio ffs. anyway, i PERSONALLY am highly amused by the frustrated handler story, we shall expound it , and magnify it, and pull it into the story when i go hunt them, angle 3 however, the nice herb lady, i have found to be very helpfull, the other 2, the opposite of helpfull, we supposed to be EXITED not SCARED.

Also, our army is looking rather good hey, i personally have aboot 30,000 bros here , ready, and a coupla million skraeling , so on my side, we just waiting for shwartze sonne then its bloodfeast on the marked. im all about the “population reduction” trip, and well, everyone who loves and obeys Messiah JaHWeHShua, has me as servant, expect treasure. ok well, expect horror, then treasure, or like, both, and stuff. fkn love “horror” tis hilarious, xD xD youll meet my clans bard later, xD i “toughened” his mind by once like trickin him into eating 3x dr hoffman lsds with me, an then watching “hill have eyes” 1 an 2 like fkn immediately after each other, washed down with the new texas chainsaw massacre, by like hour 3, he was under blanky only eyes showin, but hour 6, he’s fkn shoutin “chop those goyim! with me! hahaha, now he’s like UNPHAZE-ABLE, the fkn bard of house of knut, he STILL dont listen to me, but its fine, he will play nice tunes for us, and, now that he’s been “conditioned” he cans like lay down tasty riffs,. while i saw some hippys hed off, without battin an eye. i have him now working in “home renovations” hohohooo, hes basically scouting all the rich peoples houses for me, the cause is expensive yo