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Democrats, a joke, apples and oranges

Thursday, December 1, 2016 17:27
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(Before It's News)

Heard the latest joke about the Democratic Party? That’s okay, ’cause I’m gonna make another one up right here.

Shopkeeper at Ye Olde Fruit Shoppe is watching a man look at the fruit in his small store. He’s smiling. I ask why. “Watch this!” he giggles.

The man looks carefully at the fruit. A large pile of Red Delicious apples is stacked neatly with one small, rotting orange on top. Sign on the pile says: “Special: 2 oranges for $1.50!” Democrat reaches for the orange, takes out a magnifying glass and examines it, then grabs “another orange” and proceeds to the counter, pays and walks out. The shopkeeper is smiling. “Understand?”

It’s a Hillary, Democratic neighborhood? Apples are by definition equal with oranges?

He nods. “And apples are cheaper. I make twice the profit!” Then he sobers: “They really know the difference. But they are scared to not pretend. Why shouldn’t I take advantage? ..and that guy that was here? He negotiated the trade deal with China for the Obama Administration!”


In other apples and oranges news, Petraeus mishandling of classified info is being compared to what Clinton did with her servers. Funny: he admitted it, and he didn’t use Bleach Bit to cover up other associated crimes. Yet the Dems and their press puppets are all over “the comparison”. Petraeus didn’t get the nod as of this writing, but he is definitiely not even in the same league with Clinton on classified info “mishandling”.

They lie. I understand that. But the sad thing is they cannot stop. They have killed too many children in the womb, not including the death toll of their other policies and coverups. They’ll have to pretend for the rest of their lives if only to keep from being ashamed, unless God in Jesus Christ has mercy on them.

Yeah. Really.

Thus God’s Word concerning them: Proverbs 27:22 Though thou shouldest bray a fool in a mortar among wheat with a pestle, yet will not his foolishness depart from him.

and

Proverbs 27:1 Boast not thyself of to morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.

In the Name of Jesus Christ, Amen

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