14 Worst Parents Ever!

14. Looks like it’s a great day to 4 baby tossing. Don’t worry about it Suzy Ethan is a better kid anyway.

13. Hey man I love my two daughters. I teach them to be Real Americans.

12. I hope that tattoo says mom on it.

11. Now honey you just listen you stand right there I’m going to blow this leaf blower in your face and we’re going to blow your cheeks out to the size of Nebraska. Baby you look like a white trash Dizzy Gillespie.

10. Now there’s a man you can look up to your entire life. Maybe one day kid if you work hard and apply yourself you too can drink a whole boot full of beer. Just like good old dad.

9. Say baby can you cover up Mama’s breasts? Thank you.

8. No it’s perfectly safe. We can let Jimmy ride the alligator I do have a purse made out of its skin. How bad can it be?

7. Well she’s not a mom yet but she has tons of potential.

6. Hey Dad I don’t think this is going to work for your daughter. I mean look at her face. You can actually see psychological scars being formed right now. Well you can’t but everybody else can.

5. It is from this angle that I first saw your daddy.

4. It’s just like that Aerosmith song. Janie’s Got a Gun.

3. There are several things wrong with this photo. First of all someone’s mom at this bachelor party. Secondly there are heart-shaped balloon decorations. And oh yeah that little kid is watching her dad admire that. Yep, she’s got a bright future.

2. What is happening here?

Honorable mentions. 
Hey I know Ariel is your favorite Disney princess but this is going to have to do.

Smoke em if you got em Johnny. Smoke em if you got them.

Now this is pure genius I think the littlest kid is the only one that knows what’s going on in the world.

And the number one worst parent award goes to…

Just let the boy relax with his giant python. What harm could possibly come from it?

Well that just about wraps our list up.