Mystery Man Attacks Junk Food With Machete, Then Flees

PF Louis
naturalnews.com

Now that government agencies are branding animal rights and ecological activists as “eco-terrorists,” what should anyone who attacks junk food with a machete be called – a foodie terrorist?

The Yuma Sun of Yuma, AZ recently reported an episode of an unidentified man barging into a gas station with a convenience store wielding a machete. He was wearing dark clothing and had a dark bandana wrapped around his face to conceal his identity.

But he was described as somewhat short with a dark complexion and weighing around 160 pounds. His demeanor was menacing, but he attacked no one. Instead he started yelling “your momma” (or yo’ momma) and began slashing open junk food items on display.

Then he quickly ran off and disappeared without demanding or taking money and merchandise. There seems to be no trace of him or anyone that could be him. There aren’t even any suspects.The article in the Yuma Sun newspaper’s online edition attracted mostly light-hearted comments, such as: “He may have taken Michelle Obama’s campaign against junk food too seriously,” or “He was obviously upset that Natures Express closed…”

Indeed, a decent low priced natural fast food restaurant had closed just prior to the incident. Nature’s Express was founded by practicing oncologist Dr. Carl Meyers in 2008. The Berkley, CA Nature’s Express still thrives with the expectation of a new menu. There should be more of the same throughout the country.

2012-08-19 06:23:28

Source: http://www.whiteowlconspiracy.com/2012/08/mystery-man-attacks-junk-food-with.html