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Jim Carrey Dressed As Baphomet "I'm A Senior Member Of The Illuminati" - Hosting Saturday Night Live

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Mark Dice brings us this video and it looks like the satanists are at it again.This time it’s Jim Carrey center stage, dressed as Baphomet himself and making a big joke of it.

What was he making something like 20 million a movie.With that kind of money the evil ones got their hooks into him.He works for them now.Jim Carrey does another skit called secret billionaire ,in which he announces he is a member of the illuminati.I’m sure he is.

Maybe he sold his soul to the devil like many other famous celebrities have? I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

I’m tired of seeing this evil nonchalantly being pushed upon the American people!, like it’s all fun and games, all while we sit down for a little entertainment, they bombard us with satanic images and referances.Take Rihanna for example,the illuminati princess all dressed up nice with her devil horns on. Often times she’s flashing the sign of horns and she even acts out being possesed by the devil in a music video.

Madonna is another one, the whore of babylon.Pulling her evil satanic stunt during the superbowl half time show, a satanic ritual 

Katie Perry has already admitted  she sold her soul to the devil.Boycott these people.Do not allow your children to finance them by buying their music or movies.

Let these illuminati slaves sink straight to hell where they belong.They’re not the only ones either,there is a long list of them but it’s getting late here in NY .Wait a second, here you go.She was already kind enough to bring us that list.



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    • MG

      So you’re a Satan Worshiper. You don’t even know it. Because what does Satan do in the Bible? Accuse man of their sins. He points out what people are doing wrong. Satan spent his time accusing everyone of sin.

      Now what is it you do?

      OK, back to the joke. You’re a Satan Worshiper and you don’t even know it… hahah

      • Anonymous

        Does the Bible really give a person no way to discern evil? :roll:

    • The Real Deal

      Gee, Marked Dice sounds like a “conspiracy theorist”, you know, those people he makes fun of all the time.

      • 1 darkstar

        Do you realize that the term “conspiracy theorist” is a PSYOP MADE UP BY OUR GOVERNMENT to SILENCE and INTIMIDATE people in re to the Kennedy assasination? (Worked well for you). Do you also realize that most “conspiracy theories” turn out to be TRUE or do you believe our GOVERNMENT?!!! Who LIE ALL THE TIME?!!!

        • Equalizer

          “Bull’s eye” 1 darkstar… A “Conspiracy Theorist” Is a contemptuous term used primarily by the dishonest government and main stream media to slander anyone whom doesn’t follow along with their satanic eugenics agenda.

        • The Real Deal

          Settle down nerd….I was being sarcastic.

          Dice calls people he makes fun of, “Conspiracy theorists”.

          Your knee jerk reaction to my comment shows you’re probably a little high strung.

          Drink some warm milk.

    • Cuz

      Gotta agree with Tory. It’s spelled S -A- T- I- R- E… SNL ain’t what it used to be, anyhoo…

      • Neo

        So satire means satanic attire?? :twisted:

        • StraightDopes

          >So satire means satanic attire?? :twisted:

          yes. jordan maxwell assures me this is so.

    • Dustdevil

      It’s Jim Carrey. He’s not doing this because he works for them, or because Lucifer paid him to do it. He’s doing it because his career is so OVER that he thought he’d get on one of Satan’s prime-time shows and do an ‘honorary skit’ hoping that he might get a contract offered to him (gotta pay the bills, ya know?).

      Seriously, this is like Joe Biden being a member. You KNOW they are scared to even discuss this with Uncle Joe, afraid he’ll go to some tent revival being filmed somewhere and explain to them the value of his ‘new Illuminati membership’. Uncle Joe, what a loser. If he is Illuminati, well, we know who their court jester is, anyhow.

      • Anonymous

        Just so you know: Jim Carrey has succeeded Martin Scorsese as the high priest of Satanic worship in Hollywood. So, he is correct in saying that he’s high up in the Illuminati. Probably presides over ritual killings of babies, eating them afterward. Very nice!!!

    • KG!#@!

      My most appropriate response to this video is: youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y :lol:

    • no2lies

      I got a secret that you guys should know… theres no such thing as the easter bunny… or satan. Its just a stupid tv show with a washed up actor. calm down.

      • Synickel

        Actually, there’s not such thing as you.

    • Duane Howard

      What about all that Montauk talk in one of Carreys movies. Man that is so weird. Remember Montauk.

      As for Carrey dressing up for halloween, Who Cares. LOL Im the leader of the Illuminati. LOL it is good to see that the Iluminati is getting sunlight on it. The more we expose the Illuminati the less powerful they are the more precautions they must take.

      Current Rap Lyrics “They think I’m Illuminati the way that I shine.”

    • Wake up America - All News PipeLine

      Excellent Job Liberator!!! Loving these, keep em coming :)

    • PlanetTory

      Since when is he a “washed up” actor?
      Look at his body of work over the past 20 years.
      What have you done lately? You should check him out
      In his standup comedy days…trail blazer.
      When was the last time you did live comedy and made people crackup laughing?? When was the last time you got out of bed and showered…
      Jesus, let’s focus on the real baddies!!!!
      Please :shock:

    • shadowrising12

      u know after reading these comments, i feel very depressed. this is the ploy against us. make it funny,make it cool its not real, dont worry about it. thats the deception people. open up your mind expand it out of the box your living in. be honest with yourself fight the fear within you. accept the truth.

    • Physhstx

      Do you really feel that threatened by a terrible tv show?

      Here’s an idea: Don’t watch it. Continue on with your life. Do something positive and productive with your life rather playing into their game and getting your panties in a twist about nothing.

    • SuperMario

      When conspiracy theories get to mainstream the elite will make fun of them on their TV “programs.”

      • Anonymous

        first they ignore you, then they ridicule/laugh at you, then they fight you, then they lose. we’re closing in on the fighting stage

    • truthlovingsoul

      MARK DICE, ALEX JONES AND OTHERS WITH THE SAME MESSAGE ARE shills, PEOPLE!!!!
      jeez. der.
      fear porn dealers. stop buying the goods.

    • RationalSkeptic

      He is making fun of illuminati conspiracy theorists. It’s called “satire”.

    • Jungle Bro

      Jungle Bro.

      No wonder people all over the world laugh at America.Just a bunch of ignorant people,parasites living off the rest of the world.The hand writing is on the wall,and you were found guilty. :cool:

    • Anonymous

      Who is the good Joker of them both Carrey or Dice? Or are both bad laughs on us ?

      Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals,
      corporations, government or society itself, into improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon and as
      a tool to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.
      A feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm.

      S -A- T- I- R- E V is for victory. Satire distort the ruling truth or order, pc, a form of mockery, a ridicule performed by the joker (a zero, a nobody) often used by dissidents.
      (A dissident, broadly defined, is a person who actively challenges an established doctrine, policy, or institution.)

      In Roman mythology, Veritas, meaning truth, was the goddess of truth, a daughter of Saturn and the mother of Virtue.

      The Fool / Harlequin / The Joker
      Harlequin is Hellequin, a stock character in French passion plays. Hellequin, a black-faced emissary of the devil, is said to have roamed the countryside with a group of demons chasing the damned
      souls of evil people to Hell. The physical appearance of Hellequin offers an explanation for the traditional colours of Harlequin’s mask (red and black).
      http://d-is-for-duck.deviantart.com/art/Tarot-Cards-Stock-13-The-Fool-67640066

    • PlanetTory

      Great…thanks ZeroSum…that’s 8 minutes of my life I will never get back. Please don’t post crappy links waste of time and energy.

    • PlanetTory

      Have you guys ever heard the saying that “any press is good press?” I view this Saturday night live skit as pure brilliance! Not everybody has heard of the illuminati!
      Guess what happened in lounge room across America during and after the Saturday Night Live show?
      People would start asking questions like “what is the illuminati?” “Why is Jim Carrey dressed up like that? why is he calling him self Helvis?”
      Can you see how it works in our favour?
      Seriously guys there are so many people on this planet who have no idea about the New World order, the club of Rome, the Jesuits, the illuminati, agenda 21, The Georgia guide stones and the list goes on and on. Ignorance is bliss but shows like Saturday Night Live awaken people and that’s what we want isn’t it??!!! Thank you Saturday Night Live for a brilliant and insightful satirical look at what is going on!!!!

      • Jungle Bro

        Jungle Bro.

        you are an optimist,but you have a point.America is in a deep slumber. :cool:

    • Please Wake Up

      This is a waste of everyone’s time. Celebrities aren’t in the ‘illuminati’. Any studied person in the field would know that.

      Mark Dice is a moron used to distract the masses who’ve awoken.

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