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“Scientist have discovered that 10 out of 10 people will Die of Death” ……………“North Korea Lands First Man on the Sun”……………”Oxygen has been discovered in the Earth’s Atmosphere”………………”Irish prisoners threaten to riot if the newly talk about “Long Wait” program is scraped, a Prison spokesperson said “these Programs will assist with prison boredom as everyone is looking forward to the “Long Wait”………….”Thieves break into Giant Warehouse Chain, CEO Mr Wayne Kerr said “200 Thousand Units of Common Sense shipped in from Australia & scheduled for delivery to the Whitehouse today was stolen earlier this morning, Common Sense is very rare to find at the best of times said Wayne Kerr. Police spokesperson Amanda Hugenkiss said “It was a very brazen and sophisticated theft that was well planned, one Unit of Common Sense has the street value of a well payed 9 to 5 job”, an emergency batch is been flown into the US Capital from Australia…………………………In China today “A Chinese man woke up this morning and was stunned he couldn’t speak English, investigators have taken several photographs”…………….. ”Uranus or Moon? A minority group says their Offended by the appearance of Uranus when they pray claiming that their being mooned, authorities are in negotiations for an out of court settlement, right winged spokesperson Mr Jack Meoff say’s WTF, unless you have an extremely powerful telescope you can’t even see it “……………………….”Actor Matt Damon from the block buster movie “MARTIANS” glad to be back on Earth soil, says mars atmosphere gives him horrific gas * further stated he will never eat a potato again”…………………………