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Adele Caught Shapeshifting into Eight-Foot Reptilian in New Zealand

Tuesday, April 4, 2017 1:49
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ADELE APOLOGIZED TO FANS FOR SCARING THEM AFTER “SHAPESHIFTING INTO A GIANT REPTILIAN” DURING A BACKSTAGE MEET AND GREET, AND EXPLAINED SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PERFORM LIVE OR TOUR AGAIN UNTIL SHE LEARNS TO STOP SHAPESHIFTING.

Adele “shapeshifted into an eight-foot reptilian” backstage at Auckland’s Mount Smart Stadium after the final concert of her world tour, according to shocked fans and a reporter from the New Zealand Herald. 

The ten super fans, invited backstage to meet Adele after her final New Zealand show, got more than they bargained for when the singer “shapeshifted” into a “massive, at least eight or nine feet tall, powerfully built reptilian” with “greenish-grey scales“, to quote one of the witnesses.

Jim Joint, reporting for the New Zealand Herald, wrote that the super fans told him Adele had “flickering reptile eyes with a black stripe down the middle” and “scaly horns and protrusions” all over her body.

She looked shocked, like she wasn’t prepared for the change,” a witness told the Herald.

Adele fan Jesse Warren also told the Herald that Adele said the shapeshifting is “crippling her” and she “can’t go on” until she learns to stop the reptile inside herself from manifesting itself in public.

Adele said she won’t be able to perform live or tour again until she learns to control the shapeshifting.

[Editor’s Note: The screen shots from the New Zealand Herald newspaper article were sent to us by Jesse Warren, an Adele fan who says she was invited backstage. According to Jess, the NZ Herald deleted the article shortly after publication.]

Warning readers to “hold onto their hats”, the New Zealand Herald writer claims that a number of fans who were invited backstage to meet Adele witnessed the British singer “shapeshift into a giant lizard” and then apologize for scaring them, explaining that she meant no harm and is a “good reptilian.”

The New Zealand Herald has not responded to questions asking why they deleted the article from their website, or if they were acting under outside orders.

It would not be the first time a news outlet or social media platform was forced to censor content relating to celebrity reptilian shapeshifting, with Twitter notorious for deleting tweets and shadow banning  accounts whenever a celebrity is seen in reptilian form by members of the public.

A report about Justin Bieber being seen by his fans in reptilian form, published by Australian news outlet Perth Today, was deleted on the same day it was published, with experts claiming the newspaper was instructed to delete the article by the global elite.

In January, Caitlyn Jenner was also seen shapeshifting at a restaurant in Malibu, Los Angeles. Twitter erupted with tweets and retweets and #ReptilianCaitlyn entered the top 10 trending topics. However Twitter cracked down on the tweets, claiming they breached the platform’s Hateful Conduct rules, and the trending topic was suppressed.

Music industry reptilian-Illuminati 

Jesse Warren told Your News Wire that she and her fellow Adele fans are now convinced that longstanding industry rumours are true: Adele is a member of the reptilian-humanoid race that has infiltrated the music industry Illuminati and are using pop culture to spread their agenda and indoctrinate impressionable young people.

According to historians there have been sightings of reptilians around the world at regular intervals throughout history, however it is widely believed that we are now in a golden age of reptilian sightings.  There is a belief that the world is gaining consciousness, waking up, and that the veil is slowly lifting.

Experts are saying that more people than ever before have developed the ability to witness shapeshifting, however two people watching the same scene will not necessarily both be able to discern the shapeshifting reptilian.

It is said that Queen Elizabeth, a high priestess of the dominant reptilian-Illuminati bloodline, is the most commonly sighted shapeshifting reptilian in the world, however sightings of celebrity reptilians, including music industry and Hollywood stars, are becoming more and more common.

http://yournewswire.com/adele-caught-shapeshifting-reptilian-new-zealand/

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  • 2QIK4U

    Yep two true reports as I saw both stories break and then Dissapear from Australia.

  • Air Quotes Shill Air Quotes

    Right, right.

    Cause so none of those fans were pointing cell phones at Adele when this happened?

    I find that idea horribly ludicrous.

    Have you seen a concert or celebrity signing recently? Every single person has a phone out. Taking selfies, and all that BS.

    Except the time the celebrity turns into an 8 foot tall blood sucking reptilian.

    RIGHT.

    • Big dog.../small fish...

      Too bad something like that can’t happen to the frenchie. I wish he’d turn into A REAL FROG.

      • westgate

        But but, he is the MESSIAH…….
        Just ask him…
        No wait, please don’t.

    • OzzieEd

      Ok, so you are calling Jesse warren a liar. You were’nt there. Why would Jesse want to subject herself to ridicule from persons such as yourself, who happen to represent the majority of collective consciousness, propagandised, (don’t think outside the box), 3rd dimensional, limited thinking? Maybe they didn’t allow photos or maybe they confiscated the phones and deleted the images? Possible? Yes. Proven? No. We will no doubt hear more about this as they can’t suppress everything. Maybe Adele needs more publicity? Nice voice an’all, but leaning towards the boring. Perhaps a few reptile rumours will increase her “visibility” and get her more of the attention she obviously depends on to sell tickets?

  • eatmorevegetables

    Awwwww she just wants to be a good reptilian and not scare people… we should all feel shame when we see this level of prejudice in our world, it’s gotten really out of control and needs to stop!

    This reminds me of the recent expose on the depressed Muslim suicide bomber that had two failed bombing attempts. He’s gotten so melancholy that he’s lost all hatred of infidels, and his whole family has been victimized by his depression… they fear it has gotten so bad that he might take his own life for the wrong reasons.

  • desertspeaks

    uh huh,.. pull my other leg, it’s got bells on it!

  • The Ferrett

    More David Ike bullshit . .

  • Andoron

    My wife turns into Nosferatu when deprived of coffee.

    • westgate

      Ah yes, going into the neck and all. Better protect yourself Andoron, they have caffienated water bottles now….

  • Freeus

    Hilary Clinton is also. There are many of them out there. I use to think this was crap but lets remember most of our true history has been hidden by the few elite bloodlines that go back to the days of Babylon and other races have lived among us, inside the earth and many have different vibrational forces that can shape shift. Indiana’s and other countries are more aware of this -they were not brainwashed.

  • truck driver

    I think I seen my mother with black eyes like a bird and a toungh like a snake during metopause. we went to the church of Christ Sunday school

  • truck driver

    Remember Legion demon was cast out of the man, by Jesus Christ. so the Reptilian part of a person will be cast out. because the Bible says, No One will be turned away that comes to Jesus Christ for salvation, and we will be given new bodies to live in. Anyway a physicist speaking on coast to coast am radio show said everyone becomes a energy life form when they die, so this physicist findings supports the Bible

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