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I love Ms. Emma Fitz and want very badly to have rough sex with her. Last night, we went to the local high school dance and when she went outside to smoke a joint cigarette with about thirty other students, they found an aborted alien fetus in the parking lot, lying on it’s back and singing the national anthem. The fetus was wearing a gold colored blouse with dark blue trim, blue jeans and a John Deer ball cap. The fetus wasn’t dead it was only faking and became aware of the crowd which had gathered in astonishment and reacted by vaporizing the closest person, Mr. Juan Perron, to it. The fetus then escaped into a swamp where it hid while agents of the CIA, NSA, MIB, and US ARMY conducted searches, finally locating it it in a 1972 Buick Skylark driving eastbound on State Road 77. Highway Patrol agents chased the vehicle for 42 miles until the fetus ran out of gas in the vicinity of Jones’ Store on Persimmon Street. A shootout ensued leaving six cops, 4 FBI’s and Tommy Lee Jones vaporized and the fetus unhurt but four pounds heavier with lead poisoning. The President of Los Angeles was later overheard saying, “This is the biggest bunch of shit I have ever heard of and all you people are nutz” to TV reporters who had gathered to cover the mayhem. The owners of the fetus landed in a silver disk shaped object and took their baby to Beta-Reteculi after drinking a Dos Equis and becoming the most interesting extraterrestrials on the planet. The game is continuing and is in progress on channel 17, WTBS and ESPN. The collapse of the Mayan empire is connected to the rise of Atlantis which was already been predicted by Mike Nostradamus in 167AD when he opened the first Bloomingdale Store in Constantinople after the demise of Admiral Kennedy when he was riding around the Pacific on PT 109 shooting at Japs. Who knows, maybe this actually happened??