5 Bad Economic Indicators for the Criminally Insane Warning Language

We keep hearing the same words over and over again: The economy is improving. But to a lot of us, those words just don’t ring true — to those still upside down on their home loans, to those still struggling to find a job, to the ones that lost their retirement fund in the stock market — they wonder how that could possibly be the case. Now me, personally, I always thought ‘economy’ was a virtually windowless van manufactured by the Ford Company.

Turns out that was Econoline. Words are such bullshit.

It seemed a little odd when people got excited at the prospect of it ‘turning around,’ but I just figured they were rape fans. Now that I understand what it is, I see why it’s so vital to so many people that we see it improve. So has it? To answer that question, I’ll be testing five key signs of an recovering economy out there in the real world, and reporting my conclusions back here

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