Dick Cheney Has His First Good Idea

[Editor's Note: The following post is by TDV Editor-In-Chief, Jeff Berwick]

You might know Dick Cheney as the mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks and the disinformation about Weapons of Mass Destruction in the lead up to the Iraq War. But those weren’t his only ideas… Other ideas include shooting that guy while duck hunting and Haliburton’s selling nuclear technology to Iran. But Dick Cheney has only just recently had his best idea yet..and he’s only on his second heart:

This is a brilliant idea which shows a true evolution in the man of Dick Cheney. 7 out of 10 Americans today believe the Iraq War was a bad idea but I think in ten years 7 out of 10 Americans will think this new Cheney idea was not such a bad one. He might even get a statue built for him. Once Americans know life without the District of Criminals (DC) and the power-hungry leeches which gravitate toward it they’ll all turn libertarians. 

In order for someone to pull it off though they might need Dick Cheney as he acted like President on 9/11 when he pulled off the devastating terrorist attack and even caused the first building in recorded history to collapse at freefall speed from structural fires (WTC Building 7). To blow up DC the most evil minds are needed and Dick Cheney has proven himself.  But 9/11is not the only feat Cheney has pulled off.

The War In Iraq was brought to us in large part by Dick Cheney’s work. Cheney gets things done. He undercut the CIA while in the White House instructing subordinates to stovepipe raw intelligence directly to his office. His intelligence agency at the Pentagon – setup by himself and Donald Rumself – helped gather and release much of the  disinformation which led to the Iraq War.  In December 2008 Dick Cheney admitted what most already knew: he was instrumental in initiating the Bush Era torture of waterboarding. He made up excuses in his book to make himself look better about it. Inconscionable. 

Then there was spying on innocent Americans. Barton Gellman wrote in Time Magazine: 

Cheney had devised, and Bush approved, an NSA operation to monitor the phone calls and emails of U.S. citizens without a warrant, part of which later became known as the Terrorist Surveillance Program. After more than two years of going along with “the vice president’s special program,” the Justice Department concluded that parts of it were illegal. Deputy Attorney General James B. Comey later told Congress, and authoritative sources confirmed privately last week, that Ashcroft decided on March 4, 2004 to stop certifying the surveillance as lawful unless the White House scaled it back.

It is undisputable that Dick Cheney’s urged the federal government to spy on millions of non-terrorist Americans without a warrant. Cheney wanted the program to continue even after it was declared illegal. 

Dick Cheney also worked for decades to bring unprecedented new powers to the White House with no respect for the limits the founding fathers placed on the Presidency; that is, the rule of law. Since his days in the administration of Gerald Ford Cheney Cheney worked dilligently to expand the powers of the President. 

REDEMPTION

Dick Cheney is a self-aggrandizing criminal who should have been waterboarded and thrown in a cage many years ago. He used his knowledge and positions of power to undermine the public and start a war that has cost millions of lives. His manipulation of presidential decision-making sometimes even angered George W. Bush. While Cheney worked for Haliburton he did business with autocrats and even with enemies of the United States. By consolidating power in the White House, and going against the founders, spying on innocent Americans, encouraging war by disinformation and becoming directly complicit in torture Cheney has proven himself as one of the most evil and power-hungry reptile-humans on the planet. And that’s before we consider that he is one of the main suspects of in 9/11.

But let’s forget his unpopularity as he left office in 2008. Let’s forget the psychopathy. All of this can be saved by one humane act.

Mr. Cheney, if you read this,  I personally have a message for you.  If you are indeed planning a false flag attack much like the events of 9/11 (which you and your cronies planned), I support your efforts. Nuking DC very well might be the only way for you to redeem yourself (probably not) and for the world to be liberated from the US war machine. We encourage you to use “precision strikes” on key players in DC, however, instead of a nuclear bomb, as this would be a much more humane way of going about the War on DC.  Alternative press outlets have done a fansastic job in the 21st century identifying main criminals among those in DC and I believe we can spare many, many innocent lives, of which yours is not yet and probably won’t ever be a part.

(Ed. Note: If you’re worried that Dick Cheney’s sick logic endangers you, click here.]

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