Only Psycopaths Understand True Money: ISIS to Introduce the Gold Standard

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It’s a sad state of affairs when the only organization on earth that institutes a stable currency are the psycopathic barbarians called ISIS or ISIL or IS or whoever the hell they are. 

To me IS stands for INSANE SADISTS. So these INSANE SADISTS are actually doing something right, unlike the rest of the world, which is heavily invested and over-leveraged in increasingly worthless paper money.  They are re-introducing the gold standard. Amazing, coming from otherwise centuries-backward barbarian slime…

 

Zerohedge reports, “ It appears the terrorist organization known as Islamic State has been watching the fiasco of fiat money and reading Alan Greenspan and Ron Paul.  ISIS wants to introduce its own currency and plans to bring back solid gold and silver dinar coins in an attempt to solidify its makeshift caliphate. 

Around 1500 years after the Dinar was first introduced - made from pure gold and silver – ISIS plans to implement the change within a few weeks, changing changing from regular dinars and Lira to gold dinars and silver dirhams.ISIS wants to introduce its own currency and plans to bring back solid gold and silver dinar coins, it has emerged.

The Middle East terror group apparently wants to introduce its own Islamic currency as part of its attempts to solidify its makeshift caliphate. Militants are said to want to bring back the original dinar, which is an ancient currency from early Islam, and religious figures in Mosul and Iraq’s Nineveh province have apparently announced its return in mosques.

The currency known as the dinar, which once consisted purely of gold and silver coins, is today used by a variety of countries, but the coins are created from different materials to the originals.

However, the jihadi group is understood to be planning to return to the original gold and silver coins, which were first introduced during the Caliphate of Uthman in 634 CE. While ISIS has yet to confirm the introduction of its currency, social media is awash withclaims that leading religious figures announced the plans during recent prayers in Mosul and Nineveh province.

It is believed the terror outfit wants to use the independent currency in areas it controls as part of its war on the West. The currency, which could be introduced within the next few weeks, will involve changing from regular dinars and Lira to golden dinars and silver dirhams.”

In general, I say to ISIS, bring it on BITCHES. If we weren’t so stupidly politically correct, I’d like to see us cutting off their heads for a change… rather than a few pin-pricked bombs by our pin-PRICK of a President.

But I’ve got to give them kudos for their sound money policy. I guess there is a little sanity alive in insane people sometimes. Not much, but a little.