End game of the election....

Not long to go now in the UK General Election.

Half-term next week so in real terms this is the pen-ultimate week of campaigning in main, so the last few key points will be focused upon.

Labour have had a stroke of luck, now being able to go on and on about Tories murdering old people and grabbing inheritance (which is surely a Labour policy, but, hey-ho). This will get tedious.

Now the tough stuff is out of the way for the Tories, they can get back to reminding everyone that about Jezbollah and McIRA are not, er, patriots (well, not for this country anyway).

And then Brexit. Which has been forgotten for a bit, that can come back now.

The Lib Dems will play into that too and UKIP so it should be a free run to get that back as the Focus.

So that is the attack lines and newspapers written for the next 2 weeks.

My only thought, is surely for Labour, they must discover that Dianne Abbott’s long-lost auntie is sick in the Caribbean and she must be called away for a family emergency until around June 9th?