Surreal Bad Lip Reading Video Captures Essence of Political Debate Absurdity
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So much of the language in political debates just sounds like nonsense bloviating. Many candidates repeatedly do not even attempt to answer questions, instead spewing only meaningless phrases and empty irrelevant soundbites. For me, the most bizarrely accurate analysis of the last presidential debate was provided by Bad Lip Reading. Their nonsensical imagined debate script somehow perfectly captures the truly absurd essence of contrived election campaign theater.
Here is one of my favorite fictional dialogue excerpts from their extremely satisfying and hilarious video clip:
“…well they started clapping, for the mad cow, until someone sold him, and then, and then when he died they had him stuffed, like that water buffalo, stuffed.
That dude’s the sickest; we hate him, because he had eggs for a bath, gonna throw up tonight.
Ahum, but if you throw up, then it’s as a jealous woman.
In horrible weather, I sneeze and I just lose the puppets, and I’m thinking Governor Romney won’t do that, okay? And this has gotten me thinking, I see a purple, idiot, speaks german with a big spunky Irish Labradoodle puppy…”
images via Bad Lip Reading
2012-10-19 00:21:08
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