Vote for freedom or die a slave

Today I went with the Vote Leave Somerset group to Crewkerne to man a leaflet stall in the small shopping centre . The local Tory MPwith his wife and two very young children were there. We obviously were not doing terribly well with many punters avoiding us so I decided to take a leaf out of Prince Monolulu the late racing tipsters book and say something short that would grab the punters attention. Click link to read about him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Monolulu

He used to stand at the entrance to the racecourse shouting,

” I gotta horse, I gotta horse to beat the favourite”

He grabbed the punters attention straight awayand sold them useless tips.

I decided to say to try and grab the shoppers attention and I hit on the short phrase,

“Vote for Freedom“

Strange to say it worked.  and I unloaded far more leaflets on the punters than the other volunteers  Mr Fysh our localTory MP was somewhat aghast but it damn well worked. So much better than saying, “Can I give you some information about the referendum” which people cannot relate to.

There were a few awkward LibDems to whom I replied,

“Then you and your children will die slaves”

That seemed to work as well and they buggered off!

I offer my services to Vote Leave for free. I cannot do worse than messrs Cumings and Elliot both Tories.

For God’s sake get the Labour women & men centre stage

Gisela Stuart, Kate Hoey, Frank Field.

They are quietly spoken and are liked by,the voters and will secure Labour votes. The Old Tory and UKIP vote is in the bag.

Back them up with female Tories  Priti Patel and Thersa Villiers.

Gove and Hanaan are the only two male Tories I would put on the platforn.

Keep IDS, Grayimg and BoJo well way from the cameras and be prepared to disown Farage.

If any of the VoteLeave hierarchy want be on board my email is

[email protected].

I am free up to 23rd June.