Well bugger me. He's done it. I honestly never thought he would. Not that I ever liked that bloody crooked woman.
OK I'll suspend all previous opinions of Trump and give him a fair chance to prove himself.
Oh, the whining and snotty tears of the leftard liberati will be awesome! C'mon Polly Toynbee, Owen Jones and all – share your pain!
Right, going to crack a beer, load up the living room wood burner and take the morning off.