Fun Online Polls: Rhymes; Bank Holidays

The results to last week-and-a-half’s Fun Online Poll were as follows:

The word “seam” rhymes with… (choose all that apply)
“Beam” – 43 votes
“Seem” – 29 votes
“Seam” (the word itself) – 27 votes

Total – 46 voters

I am deeply, deeply troubled by that. Clearly “seam” rhymes with “beam” and also “seem”. For example:

“Things aren’t always what they seem,
It’s not a joist; it is a beam”

Is surely a perfectly acceptable rhyme? Three out of 46 think it isn’t.

Similarly:

“Things aren’t always what they seem,
It’s not a zip; it is a seam”

Is also a perfectly acceptable rhyme. Why do over a third disagree?

As to words rhyming with themselves, that is an abhorrence. I challenge the 27 out of 46 who think that “seam” rhymes with “seam” to knock up a half way decent stanza.
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Here’s someone who agrees with The Stigler on the topic of bank holidays:

I’m not a Gradgrind. I don’t want to stop workers seeing daylight. I just think they should choose their own holidays, instead of politicians choosing for them. Today, all UK workers have a right to 28 days’ paid annual holiday. Nobody has an automatic right to paid leave on public holidays, but in many sectors, it is the norm…

Workers of the world dis-unite! Denationalise our holidays!

I can’t remember exactly what The Stigler’s Killer Argument was, but I have to agree. I know what we like clinging to tradition, even if that tradition is everybody is stuck in the same traffic jam on a rainy Money, but surely common sense/liberty should prevail?

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