The collapse of Ukip
Twenty-four Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should decide it’s more important to fight for Brexit and defect,
There’ll be twenty-three Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Twenty-three Kippers sitting on a bench,
Twenty-three Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should get expelled for “serious financial allegations”,
There’ll be twenty-two Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Twenty-two Kippers sitting on a bench,
Twenty-two Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should punch another’s lights out,
There’ll be twenty-one Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Twenty-one Kippers sitting on a bench,
Twenty-one Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should find her relationship with the party “increasing difficult”,
There’ll be twenty Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Twenty Kippers sitting on a bench,
Twenty Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should lose confidence in the latest leader and all the potential replacements,
There’ll be nineteen Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Nineteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
Nineteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should go and form his own local party,
There’ll be eighteen Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Eighteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
Eighteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should find himself out of kilter with the party,
There’ll be seventeen Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Seventeen Kippers sitting on a bench,
Seventeen Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should feel the party’s been hijacked,
There’ll be sixteen Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Sixteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
Sixteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should find the party has become a “vehicle of hate”,
There’ll be fifteen Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Fifteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
Fifteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should discretely change her listing on a website,
There’ll be fourteen Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Fourteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
Fourteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should find the party’s direction an impediment to securing Brexit,
There’ll be thirteen Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Thirteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
Thirteen Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should point out the party wasn’t founded to fight a religious crusade,
There’ll be twelve Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Twelve Kippers sitting on a bench,
Twelve Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should find the party has left him,
There’ll be eleven Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Eleven Kippers sitting on a bench,
Eleven Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should find the party promoting English nationalism,
There’ll be ten Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Ten Kippers sitting on a bench,
Ten Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should rush off to be Flash Gordon, Saviour of the Universe,
There’ll be nine Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Nine Kippers sitting on a bench,
Nine Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should find the party has lost its way,
There’ll be eight Kippers left sitting on the bench.
Eight Kippers sitting on a bench,
Eight Kippers sitting on a bench,
And if one Kipper should be another to object to relations with the English Defence League founder,
There’ll be seven Kippers left sitting on the bench.
TO BE CONTINUED…?
Source: http://timrollpickering.blogspot.com/2018/12/the-collapse-of-ukip.html
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