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Big, big busy Easter weekend for me, with numerous projects going on that need to be finshed. It hasn’t happend yet, as I’m writing this on Friday lunch, but I suspect I won’t have the time nor the inclination to write anything for Tuesday, and maybe beyond

I hope all my jobs will be done by the time you’re reading this, but for today, just a quick roundup of some of the MSM items I’ve spotted

No you haven’t. 

I am proud to say that I graduated with a first class sociology degree.

You live in one of the most tolerant countries on the planet and in one of the most tolerant times in history. For some reason you chose to, and were able to, spend your higher education getting a Mickey Mouse degree

You’re not discriminated against, you’re a prat

Good. Bugger off then

Total non-story, but if the sexes had been reversed…

Not far right, just right

News flash: Brown people can be incompetent too. This is how brown people get their sense of entitlement, when any criticism of their abilities is ‘racist’

And Humza is a twat

Benefit chavs

Only the poor families who’ve had more children than they can afford and expect the hard working taxpayer to step in

Chief Executive of the Child Poverty Action Group Alison Garnham said: “Six years to the day since the nastiest of policies came into effect, our survey is showing devastating effects.

Only to the people who still chose to have children they couldn’t afford, after the policy came in and they knew exactly what they were doing

What was he shot with? A Nerf gun?

It won’t become a ghost town. They never served spirits anyway