Funny haha…& Funny peculiar

Einstein said Time is a continuum, and it looks like the Guardian has cracked the formula at last, because two days ago they led with the story that this is now officially the hottest summer for 125,000 years. I used to worry quite a lot about the liberal fascism of Big G, but I gave up on it long ago when Alan Rusbridger told the New York Times my demolition of Gordon Brown’s sanity and eyesight was ‘one blogger’s wild guess’. It’s become standard form when lying to call the Truth “wild” something or other. It’s called smearing.

It would be bad enough if the Graudina’s “story” originated in its own offices, but that is far from true: the nonsense started this time around at The Hill in the US. Further back still in 2018, most of the US Press ran the exact same story (as they did again this year). Curiously, only the Wapo was unsure (my italics):

‘…scientists have made a bolder claim: It may well be warmer than any time in the last 125,000 years. Tracing climatic fluctuations back centuries and millennia is less simple and precise than checking records from satellites. Our understanding of conditions so long ago is far less detailed than modern climate data, meaning it’s impossible to prove how hot it might have gotten on any given day so many thousands of years ago.‘

Ah. OK, so the real story is, ‘Time travel not invented yet, and quite frankly Squire, your guess is as good as mine but it’s a juicy headline so give us a quid’. This is progressive journalism folks, aka scaring the crap out of us.

Late flash re Rusbridger. He’s a one for the flashing.I’m sorry, I’ll read that again. It’s the non-exec editor Alan Rusbridger who’s 125,000 years old, and is thus the main source for the story. As many of you will already know, Alan invented the first newsstone (then called The Air Ug nad) in 123,000 BC, and remembers the heat of that day, the 23rd of FifthDawn, as the one when he finally became upright and had an erectus.

So alarmed has Keir Starmer become about this indisputable Truth, yesterday he vowed to change the law on human gender as his first priority on entering Downing Street, and is confident that this – along with other diversity legislation – will deal with the Climate disaster now staring us in the face.

“Diversity is the key to everything,” declared Steer Calmer, ”growth, inflation, unemployment and especially lots of lovely votes for the Labour Party.”

End of ha-hah part….although the belief systems of the UK Left are to say the least of it peculiar.

Although equally amusing in a sang froid sort of way, more Peculiar private parts now follow

Those of you paying attention will already have witnessed several attempts to suggest that the wicked Rasputin’s dislike of US owned bio-weapon labs is the factor that has pushed global warming into global heating. One doubts, however, that this sort of idiotic, zero-correlated distraction will continue much longer.

Below left is a Slogpost headline from 17 months ago:

Here’s an extract: ‘First, Western élite propaganda is setting us up for the distinct possibility of régime change in the Kremlin; and second, nobody is talking about the biggest depopulation poisoning plot in recorded history any more.

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‘From the outset of the Vlad-goading season, the aim of Western political leaders and the MSM has been to present Putin as inhuman, obsessed, deranged, irrational and impossible to control. No mainstream journalist (apart from Peter Hitchens en passant) has yet referred to the 1,300 kilometres NATO/EU has gained territorially since 1997 at the expense of the old USSR….despite a firm on-the-record promise from US President George Bush Snr that NATO “would not move a single inch” eastwards towards the Russian border. Very little coverage has been forthcoming about the billions of US dollars poured into Ukraine to build NATO NGOs and biolabs engaged in cutting edge mRNA/Graphene weapons development. No coverage at all has been centred on wholesale ceasefire violations by the Zelensky régime after the 2014 unpleasantness.’

Three days ago, I found myself in the sort of spontaneous confirmation of secret stuff to which we of the reportage space suffer two immediate emotions: first, this is dynamite; and second, why am I being told this? A surge, if you will, of both Pulitzer prize expectation and suspicion of Provenance in equal measure.

The Sun headline from Australian and EU informants was ‘highly secret qualitative consumer research under way’. There appeared to be three ”elite” strategies in play….in descending order of merit:

1. Upgrading (ie, ultra-hyping) climate change as a driver of control. I would argue that the hot-news BS earlier in this post confirms that No 1 position.
2. Closely connected on health, biosecurity against further viral horrors along the lines of down-locking, zero international travel without databased proof of vaccinated protection and masks against a long-predicted new killer virus.
3. The selling of digitalised electronic money as the ”obviously” best way of ensuring that everyone can be relaxed about abandoning ‘floating currencies’ in favour of just one failsafe electronic synapse backed by an index that replaces gold with some other factor, such as, for example, mean average temperatures, or modelled antarctic ice depths. The CBDC fellow-travellers have by now so completely convinced the GreenReds of the radical tendency that such is inevitable – and their own power so dominant – I must with great sadness conclude that digimoney is a done deal.

However – as events speed up in revealing the truth of reality in The Ukraine – the relative positions of the three factors above could change unpredictably. When it comes to geopolitics, if you lie your head off in a universal manner for long enough, humble pie will be your only reward.

The latest post from Armstrong Economics is reliably blunt on the issue:

”Ukraine is a complete disaster. I have been warning that our sources from UKRAINE, not Russia, have been warning that the country is on the brink of collapse. The American Neocons are being confronted with the fact that there NEVER was any chance that Ukraine would defeat Russia and putting this high-heel questionable gender dancer in high heels in charge of war was in itself a war crime. There is absolutely no war Ukraine can win anything. This is why Zelensky has been so desperate o drag in NATO because he knows they cannot retake the Donbas no less defeat Russia. The American Neocons were hoping to weaken Russia so they could contrive some scheme to justify going in for the kill.

”The Wall Street Journal on July 23rd wrote:

“Western military officials knew Kyiv didn’t have all the training or weapons—from shells to warplanes—that it needed to dislodge Russian forces. But they hoped Ukrainian courage and resourcefulness would carry the day.”

”The fact that this even appeared in the press shows that there is discontent behind the curtain. All we have heard to date are lies about how Russia is weak and losing. That is precisely the opposite of the truth and that is info from Ukraine – NOT Russia. Zelensky has kept up a false image of victory only to keep the money flowing into Ukraine. The population of Ukraine had stood at about 36 million before the war. At least 500,000 are now dead and the real number of Ukrainians who have fled their home may now exceed 10 million. Zelensky has destroyed his country all for the Donbas which was never Ukrainian territory nor occupied by Ukrainians. This has been a proxy war against Russia and Zelensky has BETRAYED HIS OWN PEOPLE for a handful of silver.”

Be you Amerophile or Amerophobic, don’t you find that phrases like ‘The fact that this even appeared in the press’ chills the very soul you carry with you into a desperately sinister future?

Whatever happened to the Nation prepared to risk Astronaut failure live on television to show the Secretive Sovyets their honest confidence?

What happened to the United States of America is exactly what’s happening to a United Kingdom suffused with power-drunk spookocrats working to deliver a free country unto the the greed of the European Union – a baby born upside down with all the power bureaucrat fascists in control and charge of what they (rather than the People) want…the wet dream of Adolf Hitler.

China is already a technocratic user of drone spies, Canada has its own ‘climate police’ and the Russian Federation’s law enforcement agencies operate within a system that puts primacy on the interests of the State rather than the execution of civil laws.

This isn’t a world we’re heading for: whatever Einstein posited about the continuum of Time, in the era of right now, this is our World.

A World in which anal systemics and banal tramline minds are deemed superior to the genius of creative philosophers. A world in which Spike Milligan, John Cleese, George Carlin, Dick Gregory, Bob Newhart, Bill Hicks, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor would have been confined to asylums for the dangerously insane.

I predict that Putin is no longer than a fortnight away from swatting Zelenskyy as if he might be a somewhat irritating fly.

And at that point, the 1% will have to make their play.