Kennedy, Netanyahu, Hamas, Zelenskyy, Bullies, Brics & auto-cannibals

Slog-hs2 [2024 Ltd] apologises for the late arrival of this post, caused by two conductors dying from a baffling condition involving mRNA, pole-dancers on the line at Balderdash and a Hamas victory parade at Reading Central. But the swirling storm of all things geopolitical moves at such speed and increasing mystery, updates are always useful to the upside.

A safe road for Bobby

The time may have come to stop using RFKJr as a monniker, and let the guy have his own clear identity as RF Kennedy. But I’m bound to say, his recent [belated] formal announcement of an independent candidacy for POTUS was not a success. He really should have made at least a reference to the Israel-Hamas conflict.

Before the independence announcement, he was vituperative about Hamas and defended Israel.

Now it’s time to listen to what Netanyahu and his bellicose underlings obviously have in mind, always assuming that the IDF can muster enough men to knock the skin off a rice pudding. The open wound that is the division between Palestinian territorial rights and Israel’s existence as a State really ought to be a win-win for RFK: all he has to say is, ”Every nation is entitled to defend itself, but not to commit genocide while doing it”. Far from being slimey pol-speak, this is actually the Peacemaker’s Plea for wisdom to prevail. Hamas is a profoundly unpleasant organisation and Netanyahu is a yob. The people they claim to represent are not, in most cases, in tune with either faction. The problem this time around is that there are several agendas in play, not all of which are visible.

The tone of news coming from the region is more confusing than ever. It’s now clear the IDF has bluntly told the Israeli Cabinet that the country’s forces are not likely to be ready for a full invasion any time soon. Mossad is not crying about this situation, having as it does ambitions to become the central coordinating power behind Israel’s secret State. Equally, Benjy himself is far from bombproof in Israeli politics: he has been condemned by many in the last 48 hours for having no real skills as a diplomat and being, as it were, asleep at the wheel.

I now dread the violence that will inevitably unfold on Britain’s streets with 90,000 illegal migrants at large, the majority of whom are Islamics. The recent history of my homeland has not been a happy one, and it might very quickly get a lot worse.

The trail of permawar doo-doo in the world now boggles the mind. Trying manfully to fit in all the BS on every level, we have new hairy-scarey fake viruses upcoming; more climate fear drivel about exploding coffins in the Arctic allied to travel control against yet another reaper of mankind; Zelenskyy a loose cannon as yesterday’s freedom fighter morphs into the corrupt little nobody he always was0; Putin very likely to mop up the remains of a latter-day Bay of Pigs; the NDB brics bank poised to make Dollar hegemony well nigh impossible; Europe [especially the uk] crammed to the gunnels with Islamist African jihadists; Macroneon Bonaparte outlawing all demos supporting Hamas; Biden’s candidacy looking frail; Bobby’s amateurism not playing well; and the Fauci CDC axis behaving as if 125,000 dead kids was just a price to pay for survival.
Behind it all – now more obviously than ever is the quadraphonic double-dealing unelected wannabe surveillance World State in concert with Climaclowns, billionaire sickos, Dopey davos, genocidal Pharma – and neocon War silicontech that burns trees from the inside out.

The State we’re in

If one thinks about it for only a few minutes, in the UK we have – over the last forty-four years – got rid of one set of bully-boys and replaced it with another.

I’m referring of course to the trade unions before 1979, and the bankers after 1985. The trade unions used restrictive practices to mess up the NHS, manufacturing deliveries, product quality, power production, competitive pricing and efficient exports [COSE, Car workers, NUM, strikes and dockers]. The banks dumped manufacturing along with regulated employment markets and moved to deregulate bourse misbehaviour, packaged mis-selling and initial public offerings [IPOs]. They cost us trillions to bale out in 2009 and turned us into a services economy that doesn’t make or grow anything any more – thus giving us a semi-permanent import bill that rendered Britain completely at the mercy of any currency billionaire who felt like dicking around with Sterling, or genocidal allies trying to….yes, you guessed it, mess up the NHS.

But there is a big qualitative difference between the cosy tea and crumpets of the TUC meeting the PM and Chancellor weekly on the one hand, and sectors like banking using its bourse, hitech and pharmaceutical billionaire allies to shift all power first, from elected to unelected, and then second, away from nation states to a Global World government hell-bent on creating a fascist neoliberal financialised communism run by disgustingly fat Zil-laners.

Both trends were driven by anti-social greed; but compared to the Banksters, the TUC was amateur night opportunism with no defined goal in mind beyond fraternal greetings to the USSR and singing The Red Flag once a year.

”Be careful what you wish for,” is as old as the hills as an adage, but given the parlous state of the United Kingdom five decades on – the abandonment of UK manufacturing, the utter nonsense of zero CO2, the denationalisation of public assets and the use of Covid to strangle the NHS – the old adage was never more apt. The deliberate drive towards Nation State destruction has left my homeland naked, defenceless and forced to import plastic Chinese rubbish alongside male African jihadist thugs.

Truth is, with the Chinese middle class expanding at an exponential rate – and still respectful of Britain’s imperial history and product cachet – we should be putting the bankers back behind the scoreboard and selling everything to China from top-range cars, gold plated double-barreled shot guns, fashion accoutrements and mountain bikes to expensive antiques, house interior hitech and designer everything…bedding, kitchen equipment, furniture, bathrooms and security tech.

The silliest idea in history is that you can build a mutually self-sufficient and balanced world of peaceful nations by selling financial services and importing everything else; what you wind up with is a banker-blocist-and-billionaire run world in which 24/7 deliberate confusion is maintained by secretive intelligence agencies.

Mossad’s motto is ”By way of deception thou shalt do war”. The Jewish old Testament argues that, to settle a feud, one should take ”an eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth”.

From the CIA via Mossad to the MSS in China, MI6 in Britain, the Sûreté in France and of course the CIA in the United States, this utterly depressing human desire for revenge and mendacity is right at the core of the paranoid miniscule percentage of mentally ill Homo sapiens whose megalomania surpasseth all understanding.

Perhaps one should in turn define their Weltanschauung as ”a lie for a truth and a truth for a lie”.

All of which brings us back to the Golden Hope RF Kennedy, an exploding War in the Middle East and a USA nearer than most people realise to another Civil War.

Ukraine? Where that? Vlodomore Zelenskyy? Who he?

Blindingly obvious perhaps, but the two key outcomes here are DIVISION and ANARCHY. That has been the plan pretty much since 9/11, WOMD, Shock & Awe and every confusing catalyst employed since. Except perhaps – just perhaps – this time the Truth Benders are not so much playing with fire as juggling radioactive isotopes. I confess to being astonished at the speed with which American carriers, British jets and US paratroopers were suddenly in position close to the potential theatre of war.

STOP PRESS: Dead babies are de rigueur…Israeli propaganda is laying on the tastelessly lachrymose stats with a shovel…the Balkans are back, and so is the UN and NATO

LATE FLASH: Carsterns eats his own head

The world of BIS facilitation was thrown into horrified confusion last night as wide-boy Agustin Carstens ate his own head.

”One minute it was zere et zen voila! it werzent,” said colleague Christine Lagarde of the IMF.

They were on a good will visit to Niger accompanied by several staff and an assortment of large brown envelopes for humanitarian distribution by Antony Blinken. BIS staffer Hugo Fullerton O’Sheet takes up the story:

”Agustin didn’t seem to be that hungry…just an hour earlier he had enjoyed a snack of two local villagers spiced with Mexican fajitas, but then before any of us could do anything to stop him, he began first of all to nibble his own ears, then gobble up his nose and chomp a ring of teeth round his neck until there was a very brief ”ploop” and before you could say auto-cannibal, the head disappeared”.

First medic on the scene Gonzales Aribariba quickly ascertained that Carsterns could both breathe and speak through his anus – which was not entirely unusual – but as his head had already been digested, his paucity of brain tissue ”will make it very difficult for him to function in a senior banking position”.

”On the contrary,” suggested long-shot Presidential candidate RF Kennedy, ”All the evidence suggests lack of brain presence is not in any way an obstacle to a successful banking career” before being assassinated from seven different directions by a lone, deranged member of the Fair Play for Inuit Tobogganists Committee, Lyndon Ladybird Johannessonnnnn.