It’s time to take up the fight for the rights of the Metabolically Challeneged

Sometime early this week, a woman brought a cardio-disabled man into a bank to sign over his bank account to his caretaker.

The teller refused to allow the transaction, despite the signature he did, right in front of the teller, on the mere fact that the man was completely non-responsive.

This kind of injustice has gone on far too long. So we ask our readership to please sign the petition to give long denied rights to the decomposers.

The time is now, because while they have all the time in the world, we, the fully respiratory, or ‘Cis-breathies’ do not. We would like to see this teller removed from her position, and made to write an apology for all the deceased who would have liked to take out a loan.

Justice for the Breathless now

????? WOMAN BRINGS CORPSE IN WHEELCHAIR TO BANK TO SIGN OFF HER LOAN.

In a bizarre incident in Bangu, a neighborhood in western Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, a woman was caught on camera trying to use a deceased man to sign off on a loan. She was seen manipulating the dead man’s hand… pic.twitter.com/HjUI6GZiib

— TabZ (@TabZLIVE) April 17, 2024

Post-Script:

Many years ago now, I told myself that I would no longer make jokes of logical extremes, because they just give tyrants ideas. Life in Canada now actually is a joke of logical extremes as you can see from the previous post about gay transvestites who identify as police officers.

But some things you can’t resist. And as I wrote this last bit of humour for the day, I fully accept that I will probably live long enough to be grimacing at how this gag turns into another dialectic.