The Muppets - Devil Went Down To Jamaica Warning Language

The devil went down to Georgia 
He was looking for some dope to smoke 
He was in a bind cause he wasn’t high 
And he was achin’ to take a toke 
When he came across this young man 
Smoking on a bowl and getting it hot 
And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump 
And said, “Boy” let me tell you what 
I guess you didn’t know it 
But I’m a dope smoker too 
And if you’d care to take a dare 
I’ll make a bet with you 
Now you toke a pretty good bowl, boy 
But give the devil his due 
I bet a bong of hash against your stash
that says I’ll get higher than you 
The boy said “My name’s Johnny 
And I may be a dick 
But I’ll betcha that I can get twice as high 
and probably twice as quick 

Johnny get the resin from your bowl 
And fill that baby up 
Cause the narcs broke loose in Georgia 
And the devil deals in drugs 
And if you win 
You get this shiny bong filled with hash 
But if you lose, the devil gets your stash

The devil pulled his pipe from his pocket 
And he said “I’ll start this show” 
And fire flew from his disposable bic 
As he lighted up his bowl 
And he put that stem up to his lips 
And he took an evil “whiff” 
Then a band of junkies joined in 
And it sounded something like this 

(coughing, wheezing)

When the devil finished Johnny said 
Well you’re, pretty good old son 
But hand me over that pipe right there 
And let me show you how it’s done 

round and round and smoke that weed 
Gotta get fu*#ed up, yes indeed 
reachin’ in the bag and pickin’ out seeds 
Gotta get enough to fill my needs 

The devil bowed his head 
Because he knew that he’d been beat 
And he laid that golden bong
On the ground at Johnny’s feet 
Johnny said “Devil just come on back 
If you ever want to get high again 
Cause I told you once, you son of bitch 
I’m the biggest “head” that’s ever been” 

(Repeat *)