Proof That My Pranksters Win At Life
Originally posted by Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka.
Today, as I’m finally remembering my middle name (I think it’s “wants“) and using up what miniscule brain power I have left to decide whether or not I’d like a pony on rollerskates or a unicorn on rollerskates, I am getting ready to show yet another friend what living in Chicago is like.
Namely, my living room. Because I’m re-watching Weeds, dammit, and I have to know what happens next!
(besides the obvious “Nancy will make the worst decision ever“)
Clearly, I do not win at life OR as a tour guide. Unless it’s a tour of my living room. Which Dana can vouch for. She knows I win at the “tour of my living room.”
It goes like this: “here’s the couch.” “here’s the other couch.” “watch me sit on it.”
Really, it couldn’t be awesomer.
Anyway, this gem appeared in my inbox and I’ve been saving it for a rainy day. Which would be today. It’s ASS outside. HEY, WELCOME TO CHICAGO, IT’S ASS HERE!
That’s totally the awesomest thing ever. Jimmy Motherfucking Wales? Eat your creepy-eyed heart out.
P.S. I think I need to put this on my header somehow. HOW SICK WOULD THAT BE?
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