Truth and Fiction STC.
Originally posted by Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka.
Aunt Becky: “You can trust me because I have CREDENTIALS!”
Ben (my friend, not my son): “So WHAT are your credentials?”
Aunt Becky: “I have a DIPLOMA!”
Ben: “You do not.”
Aunt Becky: “I do! I didn’t even make it on dot matrix paper!”
Ben: “Who made it for you?”
Aunt Becky: “Um…”
(looks at hands)
Aunt Becky: “Me.”
Ben: “You made your own diploma?”
Aunt Becky (proudly) “On NON dot matrix paper. It’s purdy.”
Ben: “Does it have unicorns?”
Aunt Becky: “On roller blades. It’s wicked.”
Ben: “Is it in Sharpie?”
Aunt Becky: “PINK Sharpie.”
Ben (laughs): “Figured.”
Ben:
Aunt Becky:
The truth, I suppose, is somewhere in the middle.
Expert Photoshopping done by Rachel.
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