An Open Letter To Netflix
Originally posted by Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka.
Dear Netflix,
I’m not entirely certain why you added to my list of recommendations, the show Hoarders, but since you did, I had the compulsion (see what I did there?) to watch it. I’d never seen the show, Netflix, because I figured that seeing 10,000 empty bottles and rotted animal carcasses was not exactly my idear of a good time. Now, if they’d showed people eating their weight in Captain Crunch, that’s another story. In fact, you should make that a show. I’d so be there.
Anyway.
For the first time ever, I chose to watch the show.
First, let me say that watching mentally ill people do wacky things isn’t my idea of a good time. I know mental illness. I HAVE a mental illness (PTSD IN DA HOUUUUSE!). I work with mental illness on Band Back Together. I’m intimately familiar with it and generally have no need to watch other mentally ill people be, well, mentally ill.
But you got me there, Netflix. You did. Since you told me I “should” watch it, I did.
I’m going to be honest here – I wasn’t as horrified as you might think. I’m not sure that’s an entirely good thing, though.
But I will give you some props, Netflix, for suggesting I watch Hoarders. Never, ever, have I wanted to get up at 11PM and clean my house. Never. Ever. And the only reason I haven’t done so yet is that I realized I’d wake up sleeping children which, Netflix, isn’t exactly full of the awesome.
Frankly, Netflix, I’m in debt to you. It’s like you somehow read my blog and knew that I had a super sekret (read: lame) resolution this year. No, not the whole, “not become Lil Wayne” thing, because that’s sorta a given. It would take a hell of a lot of sizzurp to turn me into that….um…thing.
But it’s made it hella easy for me to WANT to go down to the basement and somehow dry out 9,473 cans of ancient green paint to throw away. I suddenly cannot WAIT to donate my old clothing to charity. My children’s toy bins full ‘o’ crap shall be emptied!
(I think, Netflix, I’m going to donate some of the nice kids clothes to the Band Back Together auction this spring, because an Internet Garage sale seems awkward)
My resolution, thanks to you, Netflix, will be fulfilled.
So to you, Hoarders (and Netflix), I am forever indebted. Although, you do owe me some bleach for my eyes.
Love,
Aunt Becky
P.S. If you recommend I watch Intervention, I’m canceling your ass.
P.P.S. You should know better than to suggest I watch the Super Mario Brothers Super Show. That’s just cruel.
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