A Prankster Gets Fit or Dies Trying

Originally posted by Aunt Becky at Mommy Wants Vodka.

So when I agreed to wear a pedometer (which I like to call “odometer” because it makes me feel snazzy and snappy), I was given a wicked awesome package of goodies from Omron for myself…and one for one of you. Which is half the reason I decided to see how lazy my own ass is*. I like giving you guys awesome stuffs because you’ve been my Pranksters longer than most of my kids have been alive.

Woah. That’s scary. Who blogs for that long**?

I don’t tend to inundate you guys with boring give-aways of lip creams or butt lotion because, well, BORING. Besides, who wants that stuff***?

Anyway, it’s time to pay you guys back for having my back (that’s a hell of a lot of “backs”).

Do you want a full-of-the-awesome swag bag? You do. I know you do. It’s got some big ass gift cards to iTunes and Amazon, a book, a heart rate monitor and your very own pedometer. Really, you can’t go wrong.

If you want to enter into my giveaway, this is how you do it (you can do all of the following):

First, you have to leave a comment on this post telling me something awesome. I don’t care what it is.

For other chances to win this, you can do the following (leave a comment for each thing you’re doing):

• Be my FB BFF – if we’re already FB BFF, go ahead and mention me in a post on The Facebook.

• Be BB2G’s FB BFF – if we’re already FB BFF, go ahead and mention BB2G in a post on The Facebook.

• Follow me on The Twitter – if you already follow me, tweet about the contest.

• Follow Band Back Together on The Twitter – if you already follow BB2G, tweet about the contest.

• Tell me another awesome shirt idea

• Put mah blog on your blogroll.

I’m going to leave the contest open until Monday, March 19 at midnight. I’ll announce the winner here on Tuesday.

Oh yeah, and I’m being compensated to write this post by Bookieboo LLC in a blogger campaign with Omron Fitness.

*answer: VERY lazy

**answer: sadly, me

***answer: not actually me

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