Top Ten Complaints of Dogs

    From: Gerald Scott <[email protected]>
    Subject: Fwd: Top Ten Complaints Of Dogs

>     Top Ten Complaints From Dogs
>         
>     ’1′
>     Blaming your farts on me…not funny…not funny at all!
>     2
>     Yelling at me for barking…I’M A DAMN DOG!
>   
>     ’3′
>     Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff
>     out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
>  
>     ’4′
>     Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.
>     Stop it!
>   
>     ’5′
>     Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you
>     know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
>  
>     ’6′
>     The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoa Hoooooo what a proud moment for the top
>     of the food chain!
>   
>     ’7′
>     Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip’, then acting
>     surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
>     8
>     Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
>     Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing
>     yet.
>   
>     ’9′
>     Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
>     ————————————————–
>     ’10′
>     How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we
>     both know the truth. You’re just jealous.
>   
>     Now lay off me on some of these things. We both
>     know who’s boss here! You don’t see me picking up
>     your poop do you?
>
>     ————————————————–
>     EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. A DOG ALWAYS
>     OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. CATS
>     HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!