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Email From The Alt Right

Monday, November 14, 2016 9:51
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As a prowd Obergruppenfuhrer member of Stormer Troop Blitzkrieg Eins of Indiana I am righting too say we are so happy that we did helped to eleckt President Mr Donald Trump (who we are shure is stocked with German like us are) becawse it is abowt time that we whites took our rightfilled place in this place. As we pure whites are the real smartest of all we shood be the leeders.

I grajuated # 3 in my hihg school class an I read The Daily Stormer every day so I am not a dummie neither sos I know what I am tawkin about whenn I say I am also so glad also that Mr Steeve Bannon is on Mr Trumps and our side to – as Mr Bannon and his family make a fine yogurt. And everywon knows this. Altho I myself hate the stuff.

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And Mr Bannon is so right to say that Jews do not belong anywhere but not here. And the other day when we were practicing Jew removal manoovers in the back of my trailer I said to my friend Obersturmbannfuhrer Billie Ray Bob that it was grate to be an American Nazi and grate to again have a white man as our President – even though he is orange.

It was way so more sadder then any thing I have ever saw to have a black in a house that’s called a White House but now that will change and so will every thing to. And the Jew Hillery Clinten almost got into this house agenn whew. Also I oncet seen two Jews in a resturant and I knowed they was Jews because – and this is a fackt – they had horns and they was eatin boiled chicken.

We of Stormer Troop Blitzkrieg Eins have no douts that President Mr Donald Trump will make us grate agenn like we was way far back.

Obergruppenfuhrer Anomynus

Indiana, USA

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