Speech That Should Be Directed To The Muzzies

Karl Denninger / Market Ticker

My fellow Americans;

Yesterday a band of murderous, militaristic thugs decided to break into a diplomatic location in Libya. They were carrying RPGs and automatic weapons and murdered four people, including the Ambassador.

There were other related incidents across the Middle East and Africa. These attacks exhibited command and control, along with detailed planning. They were not, as many have represented, “mobs” that got out of control while demonstrating and had nothing to do with a video on Youtube.

To the people of the Middle East and Africa, along with Muslim radicals everywhere: Let me make America’s position clear and may you carry this message far and wide.

If you violate our sovereignty with force of arms we will treat that as the armed invasion that it is. We will hunt you down and splatter your viscera all over the dirt where you stand and live upon, as we would do to any invading militaristic force. Politicians often talk about “bringing people to justice”; I instead wish you to know that it will be God who judges you in the present tense and you will then get to learn whether your belief that 72 virgins await you in paradise is real, or whether you are headed straight to Hell.

I understand that you don’t like us very much. The feeling is mutual. You have done and continue to do many things that are reprehensible and we’ve committed our fair share of acts we shouldn’t have as well. But both of those sets of actions can be traced to the fact that you have built your economy around our consumption of your oil, and we have built ours around your supply of that oil. People who would prefer to remain apart but are forced together often do things they should not. So today I announce that we are putting in place a crash program to end our use of your oil supply through the use of CTL and thorium nuclear technology. Within the next few years we will cease to care about your petroleum and we will depart your corner of the world forever — militarily, in trade and in all other respects. You may then kill one another with impunity and we will simply watch, take videos and post them to Youtube. If and when you begin to act as civilized people with regard to your religious beliefs and what they command we can discuss re-opening diplomatic, trade and tourism ties. I suspect we shall be waiting a long time for that day to arrive.

But in the meantime, until our CTL and thorium infrastructure is online, if one more American dies or is mistreated, if one more square millimeter of our property is damaged or destroyed, or if one more armed military action is taken against our people or property you will be hunted down like dogs and the pieces of what remain when our military is done with you will be fed to feral pigs. And should you decide that due to this change in policy you intend to go out in a “blaze of glory” let me warn you that if a mass-destruction action is taken against our land or people, or against our allies, we will turn Mecca and Medina into high-quality glass. And once we have taken retribution for your acts we will then expropriate what you used to have, dollar-for-dollar, to compensate us for the harm you inflicted upon us.

Oh, one more thing — we will not implement Sharia Law or anything approximating it. Further, self-declared enemies of our nation are not welcome on our soil; America is a place for freedom-loving people who respect the freedom of religion, including the right to be free from religion if one so chooses. The people of this nation have the absolute right to insult anyone they so choose; while such behavior may be boorish or rude the right to free expression is nonetheless one of our founding principles. Any individual or group that resorts to violence in response to free expression and through doing so brings harm to any American or their property will be deemed to have self-declared themselves as a rabid animal and we will defend our citizens and property from such rabid animals using all necessary force without apology or second thought.

Consider this a formal warning, because it is.

We’re done tolerating this crap.

May God bless America.

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