Boycott Apmex They Are In Bed With The Enemy Jp Morgan

Nothing is more infuriating to Bernank then having to recall high school English class “themes” like “appearances vs. reality” I mean really, it’s great we keep kids occupied all day long pondering such monotonous questions as, “Is Trayvon Martin really black?” when one not need look any further than the POTUS to confirm that, indeed, Trayvon Martin is just another Kenyan, probably with a photoshopped birth certificate too. It keeps everyone distracted from the real issues at hand, namely that the little pieces of paper in their pocket are debt-based money printed out of thin air, backed by nothing, with interest paid to the monetary over lords. Remember kids, using FRNs is a privilege! Nothing can compare to the privilege of storing your labor in material that would otherwise be wrapped around a brown roll and used to clean your anus.

Don’t let me digress, and give you the appearance that I give a rats ass about educating the world about the futility of keeping their money in paper. The reality is that I care not about those silly peasants who are foolish enough to be in CDs, or those who are more foolish yet, chasing yield in an era of 0 growth, unloading their money into the stock market to try to secure some staple of a retirement.

No, this article is about one thing and one thing alone : APMEX, and the CLEAR CONFLICT OF INTEREST inherent in their decision to use JP Morgan as their banking clearing firm. Of all the possibilities and independent large scale banks they could have chosen, APMEX thought it somehow sensible to sleep with the enemy.

At a time when it is practically COMMON KNOWLEDGE that JP MORGAN acts as standing “Grand Vizier” of metal market price manipulation, I find it absolutely detestable, ignorant, and deserving of serious repercussions that APMEX would choose to bank with THE MORG. But perhaps it is no coincidence? Clearly APMEX has the largest google AdWords budget in the metals world (I see enough APMEX ads on my daily web surfing it makes me want to puke), and I am sure a lot of that has to do with the fact that their premiums are out the roof and their service sucks, but beyond that, we must ask ourselves fellow metal stackers, where is all the money coming from for them to be able to senselessly and shamelessly plaster their $7 per click ads all over the net? I think this company is deserving of SERIOUS INVESTIGATION. For instance, are there any connections between members of the board and other large financial instituions? I cannot imagine their desire to bank with THE MORG as a serendipitous affair. There must be some reason, and I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR AN ANSWER FROM APMEX ON THIS.

We are at a point, ladies and gentlemen, that when I go to my Local Coin Shop to pick up a silver eagle, there is ALWAYS some goober standing around saying, GIVE ME A TEN OZ BAR, CRASH JP MORGAN. It is just that obvious. Talk is always about how you CLOWNS run the market. You criminals have made it that glaringly obvious, it is disgusting, you should all be ashamed of yourselves. If any of you have ordered from APMEX I URGE YOU, ask them, WHY DO THEY BANK WITH THE ENEMY!

Do not let this issue slide by, do not let APMEX plead ignorance, we must take action and stand against the monetary overlords and tell them, NO, no we will not leave any stone unturned, if there is conflict of interest, we will find it, we will quantify it, and we will make sure that those who seek to wage war on humanity with their RADICAL IDEAS of digital wealth and 0% interest on savings, will soon find they have NO SAFE HAVEN except SATAN’S COLON to get a good night’s sleep.

Mrs. Bernank is calling now, telling me to calm down, as I have worked myself up into quite a heated bit of rage over this article. She can be so needy sometimes, as in her old age she has become a bit incontinent… but worry not fellow internet traveler, your friend Bernank Shmuelle keeps a fat stack of FRNs on deck to clean up her mess.

CORDIALLY YOURS,

BERNANK SHMUELLE

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