North Korea is Playing Right into U.S. Hands: Good Beating Imminent

Funny little Kim Jong Un – North Korea’s teenage leader – is frightfully naive, and evidently surrounded either by fools who are taken in by his audacity, or schemers who are secretly encouraging him towards a premature demise in the interests of the North Korean people. Either way, the pudgy and punchy lunatic who inherited the kingdom from his father is making all the wrong moves. The United States – studiously standing back in a attitude of cautious respect – meanwhile is free to move munitions and aircraft into position for what will be remembered as the easiest regime change yet.

Incrementally antagonistic moves like stopping South Korean workers and managers from entering the Kaesong Industrial Complex, which sits on the North’s side of the border but houses operations of scores of South Korean companies, and approving a nuclear strike on the United States, are little tiny steps toward suicide.

Most likely the diminutive would-be Napoleon will be spared, as he’s obviously too rotund to take part in anything approaching the running and shrieking with guns firing wildly in all directions that appears to be the core tactic of the North Korean military.

A quick look at the following images demonstrates just how much of a threat the pint-sized pugilist really must be.

Well, aiming is over-rated anyway.

And is that a booster chair under the fearless leader’s little fanny?

He certainly doesn’t appear to be too familiar with weapons:

Ah well. I think we can all quit pretending he’s a serious threat, and now that they have approved nuclear weapons attacks on the United States, we can see if the United States can set a new record for international ass-kciking. Way to go Kim! You’ve just made your country a United States vassal. Idiot.

North Korea Approves Nuclear Strike Against United States

And the joke of the day?

We formally inform the White House and Pentagon that the ever-escalating U.S. hostile policy toward the DPRK (North Korea) and its reckless nuclear threat will be smashed by the strong will of all the united service personnel and people and cutting-edge smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear strike means of the DPRK and that the merciless operation of its revolutionary armed forces in this regard has been finally examined and ratified,” a spokesman for the General Staff of the Korean People’s Army said in a statement carried by the English language service of the state news agency KCNA.

Oh my god. Silly little man. Goodbye, Pingu.

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