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How The Court Jester Became King Of The United States

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It wasn’t supposed to be this way. You allow the Court Jester to run for “president”, in order to make all of the other bought-and-paid-for Stooges look better, in comparison. Then, after everyone has had a good laugh, the deck is stacked in favor of one of the lackeys of Big Business, i.e. the One Bank.

In the two-party dictatorship known as “U.S. democracy”, it was the House of Republicans’ turn to supply a seat-stuffer for the U.S throne. King William, of the House of Democrats had his eight-year reign. King George II, of the House of Republicans had his eight-year reign. King Barack, of the House of Democrats had his eight-year reign. The next king (for eight years) was supposed to be wearing Republican red, but not wearing a jester’s cap.

What happened?

The Big Business oligarchy which controls the U.S. government (and thus its puppet kings) got too arrogant, as usual. They hand-picked Jeb Bush to be the next U.S. king, the last, direct descendant of convicted traitor, Prescott Bush, who had not been made king.

The obvious problem with this decree is that Jeb Bush is an irredeemable idiot. Even in a rigged popularity contest, the only way to give poor Jeb a fighting chance was to assemble a cast of mental midgets as Republican candidates, who were so dismally mediocre that even Jeb could (hopefully) look adequate, in comparison. Then the Court Jester, Donald Trump, announced that he was going to seek the presidential nomination of the Red House, too.

At first everyone laughed. They laughed even harder as soon as the Court Jester actually began to say anything. But then the oligarchs stopped laughing. Very quickly, the Court Jester jumped out to a commanding lead versus Jeb and the Red Midgets.

Initially, there was no great concern. The oligarchs simply waited for the Court Jester to self-destruct. Without a subservient propaganda machine to gloss over his gaffes, and magnify even the most-trivial virtues, the oligarchs simply assumed that the Court Jester could never maintain his popularity.

Their miscalculation? These inbred parasites overestimated the aptitude of one of their own “seed”, along with the rest of the Red Midgets. Even standing beside the Court Jester, Jeb Bush was still unelectable, and the rest of the Red Midgets couldn’t do much better. Yet despite the appearance of this “wild card”, this would have seemed to be nothing more than a minor inconvenience for the oligarchs.

With the U.S. political system being a two party dictatorship, all the oligarchs needed to do was to align their wealth and propaganda machine behind the lackey of the Blue House. Surely the ‘winner’ of that rigged popularity contest would be able to defeat the Court Jester in the actual election?

Not so fast. Even though the oligarchs own both Houses, it was very important to them that the Red House get its turn on the throne, because breaking this now-rigid, eight-year pattern presented the oligarchs with several problems. They fervently wished to avoid such issues, because they have already created numerous other problems for themselves.

The central problem here was simply breaking the pattern of eight years for the Blue House, then eight years for the Red House, and so on. It was a perfect pattern, in several respects. To begin with; the 300+ million serfs masquerading as “citizens” in the U.S. have a hard time remembering even eight minutes into the past, let alone eight years.

So one House gets its eight-year reign on the throne, and (naturally) by then the serfs are so fed up with that House that they can no longer stand the stench of corruption. But by this time, they have long forgotten that the other House smells just as bad. So the serfs move from Tweedle-Dee to Tweedle-Dumb, over and over again, in an endless cycle – simply because they can’t remember that they despise both of these corrupt twins.


Source: http://bullionbullscanada.com/index.php/commentary/us-commentary/26679-how-the-court-jester-became-king-of-the-united-states


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