Canadian Immigration: Reverse Reality

By Frosty Wooldridge

Canadian writer Tim Murray puts a spin on his country’s immigration dilemma with a few humorous thoughts that will make you think.

Tim Murray said:

Canadian immigrant to Somalia sponsors 100 of his relatives, all now living in Mogadishu, and the Somali government is picking up their health care costs!

Iranian government rules that the growing colony of Quebec émigrés living in Tehran is entitled to “reasonable accommodation” to their liberal values and customs!

Public school in Saudi Arabia allows Christian students from Ontario to use gymnasium as a church while Saudi court convicts mullah for handing out anti-Christian leaflets outside the school! Mullah sentenced to 100 hours of community service monitored by Christian group who will instruct him in Christian theology!

Left wing students hold Muslim states to the same standards which they apply to Israel!

Canadian feminists notice that Islam is not known for promoting women’s rights!

Campus leftists decide not to shout down speaker whom they disapprove of!

Canadian government decides to shape immigration policies to according to the wishes of the majority of ordinary Canadians!

CBC management decides to provide balanced coverage in its programming and offer a voice to the 80% of Canadians who were born in Canada!

Canadian academics and politicians concede that Canada has its own home-grown culture worthy of protection and promotion!

Wealthy Canadians inflate Chinese real estate market, receive grant from the Chinese government to promote Canadian culture and enrol their children in Mandarin-as-a-second language classes provided free of charge by Chinese educational authorities!

Canadian job-seekers in Africa and the Caribbean to benefit from employment equity quotas which will ensure that they are represented in the workforce by preferential hiring practices!

Unemployed Quebeckers hired as taxi cab drivers in Port-au-Prince!

Internet support workers with thick Canadian accents to offer over-the-phone  technical advice to people in India and the Philippines who can’t understand what they are saying!

Leading Indian and Iranian politicians complain that the credentials of Canadian-born professionals are not being recognized in their countries!

Arab states determine that Jews living in their countries should enjoy the same rights as Arabs living in Israel!

Canadian Human Rights Tribunal hires competent adjudicators versed in the law and will no longer pick up the court costs of complainants who lose their case!

Supreme Court of Canada rules that no kangaroo court or law can trump freedom of speech!

Ottawa policy makers decide to read the government-commissioned reports that Canadian taxpayers paid for! Including the Healey report that recommended a Population Plan to save farmland from the effects of mass immigration and the CD Howe report that concluded that increasing immigration levels would not pay for the benefits given to our aging population!

Economics Departments in Canadian universities announce plans to offer courses in steady-state economics as an alternative to the steady diet of classic economics that has been force-fed to students for

generations!

Harper government decides to inventory our need for skilled labour first and earmark more money to train Canadians before declaring that Canada needs to import skilled workers!

All-party committee concludes that Canada should make foreign aid conditional on the implementation of effective family planning measures, beginning with Haiti, the Philippines, Somalia, Ethiopia and Afghanistan!

Canadian media to investigate corporate donations to environmental groups and how that may account for the latter’s silence on the environmental damage done by mass immigration! David Suzuki to be asked why he can accuse climate change skeptics of being “shills” for the oil companies when his foundation accepts money from natural gas giant Encana corporation!

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You may reach Tim Murray: http://sinkinglifeboat.blogspot.com or http://biodiversityfirst.googlepages.com, said, “I came upon an orchestration, the environmental movement, and all the musicians were playing violins to the tune of “Overconsumption, overconsumption, overconsumption.” They refused to play any other tune or use any other instrument to compliment that narrow repertoire. Apparently some corporate donors were paying them to be a one-trick pony.