The Manliest Pathfinder Ever
By Zack Klapman
This is a truck so manly and hard-core, that Chuck Norris graces its front seat with his presence instead of his usual, riding on the roof in horse stance. He rides shotgun, counter-steering with gentle roundhouse kicks and shifting with psychic commands from his chest hair. Each lug nut of this verdeius beastiushas its own beard, and the exhaust shoots fire that can freeze your soul. Impossible? No. It’s Canadian black plaid magic. You know the Toyota Prius? Those are former 4 Runners that simply looked this truck in the headlights. You don’t need guns of steel to drive this truck, but oh wait, yes you do. Your balls must not only be the size of church bells, but have the same pitch and resonating volume when they bang together.
“How do you know this truck is so special? How do you know this Pathfinder was made on Planet Kickass, a special ninja mountain in Japan?” Because the ad (posted below) says so. And I know the ad is credible, because this sale includes gold hammer pants. (No seriously, it does.)
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Make the jump to read the hilarious ad, and then ask yourself if you can handle this beast.
Want to buy it? Click here. Let us know if you’re chosen.
Source: Thanks to fan Neil Capell for bringing this unicorn of curb-stomping to our attention.
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