24 Hours

In just about 24 hours, America will have a new Dear Leader. It maybe her, it may be him. It doesn’t matter much to us.

If you are one of the us who isn’t interested in controlling anyone’s life except your own; who’d just like to be left out of other people’s “plans.”

Unfortunately, that will not be on the ballot, which is why I have decided to abstain. If I could write in Megillah Gorilla (or maybe Underdog) I would. They are benign constructs who pose no threat to me or you.

Unlike the other two.

Ah well.

When caught in a rip tide, swimming is pointless. Sit back, enjoy the ride.

And, the Show.

Whatever happens tomorrow, EPautos will be around to dissect it. Which I can do because of you.

Some of you have really stepped up lately, especially Mason T, who I’d like to personally and publicly thank (effusively) for his recent donation. Thank you, sir.

And, to the rest of you.

I owe a bunch of you magnets, but am out and need to order a new batch. Please bear with. I have all your addresses (those who provided them)  and you will be getting what was promised. Things would run more efficiently around here if I had a nice (preferably female and preferably cute) intern to help with things.

Anyhow.

Hang on tight. We’re in for for … interesting times.

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Goo-guhl blackballed us!

GM excommunicated us!

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