Birthers: Some Help On How To Stake Your Claim

A well-known BirtherLawyer, who wishes to remain Anonymous, has asked me for help.  For professional reasons,  this person is not able to give this help directly.  Here is the email:

Squeeky,

Many Birthers are suing the putative President, and the Brownshirt Obots always try to have their cases dismissed for a failure to state a claim. I have prepared a one page fill-in-the-blank  Motion to Reconsider for them to use.  BTW (which means “by the way”) they just need to be sure to get some extra file-marked copies of their Complaints when they first file. I know you don’t personally believe this two citizen parent stuff, but you have always seemed to be such a fair and thoughtful person, who writes some really great Internet Articles. Please take pity on them! Pretty Please With Cherries On Top??? Thanking you in advance!

Peace be With You,

Anon. Birther

Well, with all the compliments how could I refuse? Here is a pdf file of the form.

Motion To Reconsider Order To Dismiss

For some inexplicable  reason, I have to say that I am sooo very happy to help the Birthers out with this.

Tee Hee! Tee Hee!

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

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