Hillary’s Bargain Basement Campaign

Is it just me, or is this the most budget conscious presidential announcement ever? 

Not to mention the most vapid in history.

I mean – sending out an email to announce?  Really?  The expense behind that being oh, I don’t know, zero dollars.

“I wanted to make sure you heard it first from me — it’s official: Hillary’s running for president,” John Podesta, the chairman of Clinton’s campaign, wrote in the message. “She is hitting the road to Iowa to start talking directly with voters. There will be a formal kickoff event next month, and we look forward to seeing you there.”

Well, of course there would be the expense of all Hillary’s new servers and hard drives and associated costs, so there is that.  And the cost of the, um, van.

So, our next President, the first female President like, evah, is excruciatingly underwhelming in her excruciatingly enervating announcement video follow-up to the clever email.  By the way, is she the only candidate who has initially announced via email?  I mean, so far all the Repubs have spent the cash to hire a hall or space of some sort, where, um, actual people could hear them announce in their own actual voice and later shake hands with the actual candidate.  Are these guys out of touch or what?  That’s sooo last century!

Then there is the van.  Mercy on us.