Coffee Hurts
I was eating lunch and drinking my coffee with my neighbor and his 6-year-old son when I asked the kid, “What is the 20th of February?”
He said “President’s Day!”
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He is a smart kid, so, I asked him, “What does President’s Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.
He replied, “President’s Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have one more year of unemployment.”
You know, it really hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
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