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Feminists are the sodium chloride of the earth

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Yesterday my favorite feminist

gushed like a giddy schoolgirl
over this Funny or Die clip.

You know, I thought Funny or Die was a comedy site, but it turns out they are
going to a major political player this election year. In a mere two and a half
minutes, Kate Beckinsale and some of her friends have summed up the entire
Republican world view!

I’ve never been a huge Kate Beckinsale fan, except for the movie Serendipity,
but that was more because of my love for John Cusack (yes, I’m looking at you,
Bossy!) But I am totally rethinking that stand after this political statement!

I filed it away, because it is

National Offend A Feminist Week
after all, and how better to offend my
favorite feminist than with logic and facts?

But then

Smitty went and beat me to it
.

What a creepy, sick, Orwellian world these feminists live in. Remind me again
why any mature, masculine male would want to be in the same room as these
abattoir-vaginas, much less offering them any essence to destroy? I guess I
should say “choose to destroy”.

The sickness of the government-worship implied in this clip is only exceeded
by the crypto-incest of talking about their dads and their vaginas at the end,
if you can make it that far.

“Ye are the sodium chloride of the Earth,” to paraphrase the Sage. He did not
follow up: “And if the chlorine hath lost its mind, and formeth not the good
salt of a family with the sodium, then it shall have lost its savor to feminism,
and be fit for going under the wheeled conveyance* of history, with the rest of
a godless culture.” And why was such an addendum unnecessary? Because a couple
thousand years ago, people weren’t post-Modern crack-addled Feminist nitwits,
that’s why.

Word.

And as he notes, the good news is that feminists are unlikely to reproduce, thus
reducing the long-term prospects for their dementia. But only if we stand up now
to deconstruct its obvious shortcomings, lest such feminist writings lead future
generations to repeat the mistakes of their bitter spinster ancestors.


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