How I spent my summer vacation wandering aimlessly on the beach playing mini-golf

And… I’m back. Hope Nadz and Rich (and Myron) kept you folks entertained.
From the drive-by’s I did through the comments it seems like quite a lively
discussion or three broke out in my absence.

Cool. And thanks. I knew those guys wouldn’t let me down.

Sophie and I spent two weeks playing golf. Mini-golf, to be exact.
It’s all she wanted to do.

“Hey Sophie, let’s go to the beach today.”
“Can we play golf first?”

Sigh.

There was one day, I think it was a Tuesday, we played seven rounds
of mini-golf. Dad never embraced cocktail hour quite like he did on that day!
Which leaves me to wonder. Why isn’t there a kid selling beer at these places?
He’d make a killing. Trust me.

In between mini-golf we biked, pretty much everywhere. And out of the blue
one day Sophie says to me “Dad, this is the car I want you to buy me when I go
off to college” as she points to that little green number you see in the picture
to the left.

And so it begins…

Yes, we did eventually get to the beach, and it was delightful. I really needed
that vacation. Did I miss anything important? I understand that Obama fellow
channeled Fauxcahontas? Yeah, my business, the government built that. Sure.
Of course it did. Any schmuck with a PHD in puppetry could do what I do, when
Obama is at his side!

Next thing you know he’ll be telling welfare recipients they don’t have to
work anymore. The government will do the work for them. Or something. Dig a
hole, fill it in again. The guy with the clipboard has your ObamaVoucher, good
for one free meal at the Taco Bell of your choice.

Except for the one down the road in West Caldwell. While I was gone it closed.
Bummer. Say what you will, mock me if you must, but I like Taco Bell.
Word is they’re gonna bulldoze it for a parking lot for the new Shop Rite.
Progress.

Feh.

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