Satire: Avid skeet shooter Barack Obama reveals his favorite clay pigeon recipe...
Me: So, Mr. President you shoot skeet. Do you eat them afterwards?
BO: Why yes. There is nothing more satisfying than killing and dressing your on inanimate object for dinner. My favorite recipe for clay pigeons is Braised Pigeons in Chocolate Sauce .
Me: Is there a secret to preparation?
BO: I like to soak them overnight in salt water and boil them for a long time to make them tender.
Me: Does the rest of the family eat them?
BO: Michelle loves them. She says they are good for her hips.
Me: What about the girls?
BO: Well. they are picky eaters and I usually fly in a pizza from Chicago when we have clay pigeon.
Me: Isn’t that extravagant?
BO: No this is Washington DC. We deserve it.
Me: Don’t you think that could cause some resentment in fly-over country?
BO: Those bitter clingers in fly-over country need to get with the plan. They should get fired from their jobs, sign up for 99 weeks of unemployment, food stamps, Medicaid, and a free Obamacphone. They would have plenty of money then.
Me: Thank you Mr. President.
Me: ….In other news CNN’s Piers Morgan suffered grievous knee injuries in an exclusive gun control interview with President Obama.
2013-01-28 07:47:23
Source: http://www.bluegrasspundit.com/2013/01/satire-avid-skeet-shooter-barack-obama.html
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