Student Gives Correct Answers To Questions On Exam Receives A Big Fat Zero

THE STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM actually deserves 100%

All the answers are correct, but outside the book…
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* His last battle
Q2. Where was the
Declaration of Independence signed?
* At the bottom of the page
Q3. River
Ravi flows in which state?
* Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for
divorce?
* Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
*
Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch &
dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you
throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply
become wet
Q9. How can a man live for eight days without sleeping ?
* No
problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one
hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If
you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three
oranges in other hand, what would you have?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it
took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to
build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop
a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
* Any way you want,
concrete floors are very hard to crack. [h/tCarole]