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Sean Penn Sells His Guns to Anderson Poop-Chuter

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Sanctimonious moonbats gathered last weekend at the sick and twisted Sean Penn’s third annual Help Haiti Home benefit, where the politically correct posturing included a “surprise sculpture”:

Anderson Cooper hosted the evening and gave the night’s biggest donation: His auction bid of $1.4 million won a sculpture to be made by artist Jeff Koons from Penn’s 65 discarded firearms.

Sixty-five discarded firearms, you say? What necessitated such a gun dump, you ask?

Apparently the idea to get rid of all of his guns was that of his new girlfriend, South African actress Charlize Theron.

Charlize escaped from the Third World hellhole her fellow liberals have made of South Africa to the USA, which she declared is no better than Cuba the same year she acquired US citizenship.

Despite collecting the 65 firearms, Penn now denounces them as “cowardly killing machines.”

If you aren’t lucky enough to be a zillionaire member of the entertainment elite, you probably don’t have $1.4 million to waste on moronic sculptures. You may not even live in a mansion surrounded by electrified fences, or have armed bodyguards to accompany you to pretentious fundraisers. If some fiend looking for drug money kicks down your door and barges in with an axe, don’t resort to defending your family with a cowardly killing machine. Chase him away with a broom, as I’m sure the brave Sean Penn would do.

Sean Penn.

On a tip from Wiggins.


Source: http://moonbattery.com/?p=41273


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