How to Brazenly Shoplift Right in Front of Police and Get Away With the Merchandise

All you need to do is be a person of politically privileged pigmentation and recite the magic words “Michael Brown.”

We live in a country where a sociopathic thug can follow up a strong-arm robbery by trying to kill a police officer and be deified for it by the media, so incidents like this are inevitable:

It all started when WalMart store security, and a customer, witnessed the suspect put unpaid for merchandise in the shopping cart, and attempted to leave the story with it — and called the Police. When the cops arrived and asked him to prove that he had paid for his merchandise, he quickly got his friend to start recording and unbelievably starts shouting that the officer was trying to “Michael Brown me,” as he tries to avoid showing the cop his receipt.

The five-finger discount shopper evidently has a criminal record, as he already knew the cop by name from one of his previous “cases.”

According to the video description posted on YouTube, that officer is Michael Manfredi of the South Strabane Police Department in Washington County, Pennsylvania.

And as the “shopper” flees the store, Officer Manfredi calmly follows him to the parking lot as [the thief] loudly refuses to hand the officer his receipt — waving it in front of the officer’s face, but refusing to allow the officer to hold it or even take a picture of it.

Then he plays the Ferguson card at the top of his lungs in a disgusting display of criminal moonbattery. The response is still more disgusting:

This clearly takes the two officers by surprise, and perhaps fearing some kind of racial incident that might bring unwanted media or Al Sharpton attention, they surprisingly let him go!

You get to pay extra for your merchandise so that this cockroach can have his for free:

Remember when people respected the police? Those days are behind us now, eroded by political correctness to the point of collapse like the rest of our civilization.

On a tip from Troy.