I’m too sexy for my thumbs; too sexy for my gum, too sexy for my bum…

Well this should be fun! Let’s have a “who’s too sexiest” contest. That’s “sexiest” not “sexist” – big difference; one is, like, sexy and the other is like, well, “War On Women.”

So first up, the original too sexiest guy: I’m Too Sexy – by one-hit-wonder, Right Said Fred.

Next, the 2014 fan fiction remake of I’m Too Sexy – by two-bit-Wonder, Barack Hussein Obama. (h/t Abenaki and Weasel Zippers)

Stupid, yet oddly addictive…the “I’m So Sexy” song, I mean. And although it’s a well known fact that Halfrican men can’t dance (‘cos they’re too sexy or something); Big Guy still manages to exceed all expectations.

♪ I’m too sexy for my love my love my love.
Yeah baby
Too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me

I’m too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirts
So sexy it hurts

And I’m too sexy for Milan
Too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I’m too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I’m disco dancing

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far

And I’m too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat
What do you think about that?

I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my
Too sexy for my too sexy for my
‘Cos I’m a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yea on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I’m too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I’m too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love
Love’s going to leave me
And I’m too sexy for this song ♪

Let’s face it, some guys are just too sexy. It’s a curse.

It’s our curse too.