The Week in Propaganda

Don’t worry, Jean Carré tells us the talks with nuclear Iran are coming along just swimmingly:

“Of course, yes, death to America.”

Iran’s Supreme leader Ali Khamenei called for “Death to America” on Saturday, a day after President Barack Obama appealed to Iran to seize a “historic opportunity” for a nuclear deal and a better future, and as US Secretary of State John Kerry claimed substantial progress toward an accord.

Khamenei told a crowd in Tehran that Iran would not capitulate to Western demands. When the crowd started shouting, “Death to America,” the ayatollah responded: “Of course yes, death to America, because America is the original source of this pressure.”

And on the home front Big Guy also has everything under control as we continue to make it up as we go along. Here’s what he’s been up to while Lady M checks Japan and Cambodia off her bucket list. We have the entire work week captured, at taxpayer funded expense, As part of our ongoing, taxpayer funded, weekly propaganda series, “West Wing Week,” we’ve captured BO’s entire busy work week.

The heavy work week begins with a meeting on Monday with school supervisors to discuss the “progress that’s been made” in education and lobbied them to oppose the mean old Republicans plan to cut their budget:

Then BO met with the Boys and Girls Club finalists for the Youth of the Year award. And maybe I shouldn’t point this out, butt “Sparkle” as well as all the rest of the finalists were girls. I guess that’s to make up for the White House paying men more than women for the past 6 years (#equalpayforgirls).

Other events last week include the St. Patrick’s Day party (where, for some reason, BO advised his guests that they were welcome to take their paper napkins, butt not the linen ones), an uncomfortable photo op with a disabled vet, the grueling bracket picking with ESPN (not doing great so far, despite all the safe picks)  more photo ops in Cleveland, where he pretended to support small and mid-sized businesses and put a plug (hee!) in for alternate energy, and then back to the Big White to meet with the royals to discuss global warming. Wow! Talk about a climate-changing brain trust.

And as if that weren’t enough for the most important man in the world in one week, he somehow managed to find time to host the Big White’s second annual Student Film Festival, something Lady M would normally handle.

Oh! Now I get it – this is all just a really, really bad movie!

Written, directed and produced by amateurs:

I wonder if we can get our money back?

And speaking of Lady M, she continued to wow them in Cambodia:

MO’s dress based on proposed design for the flag of the Won World Order

P.S. I should also note that while BO finally called to congratulate Bibi for winning the Israeli election last week. Butt due to time constraints, and it’s failure to conform to our “how we want the world to work” scenario, it was edited out of the official West Wing Week script.