Whoopi Goldberg Whines That She Is a Slave

Some might say that blacks in today’s America are the most privileged people who ever lived, considering that they are generally not held accountable for their behavior, that they are granted every imaginable preference, that to criticize them is taboo, and that an endless cascade of other people’s money is showered upon them by the welfare state. Yet Sheila Jackson Lee isn’t the only one who knows what it is like to live as a slave. Consider the plight of the oppressed Whoopi Goldberg:

Whoopi Goldberg is reportedly displaying “antagonistic” behavior behind the set of The View, with some believing the actress is provoking the bosses of ABC to fire her.

An insider reportedly told Page Six that 60-year-old Goldberg gets a $5 million annual fee to lead the show’s panel, but the comedienne is said to be “at war with the management,” and that she is not putting in a lot of effort in her work nowadays.

Goldberg, who is now on her final year of a five-year contract, caused a stir last year when she allegedly paraded around, ranting how the network has treated her like a slave. “I’s a work for ABC, who is my master. I’s a slave to ABC. It’s ’12 Years a Whoopi’ at ABC,” referring to the film 12 Years a Slave.

An insider says she is trying to get fired. It might seem like a cushy job to spew infantile leftist nonsense for a few hours a week in exchange for $5 million, but…

The insider believes Goldberg is doing this to push execs of ABC to cut her from the program so she can be paid without doing her work. “She knows if they did fire her, they’d have to pay out her contract and she’d be paid $5 million for doing nothing.”

Doing nothing whatsoever for the $5 million: that’s more like it.

“Whoopi loves the money, but she doesn’t want to work so hard anymore,” the source declared. “She doesn’t come in prepared, she doesn’t really engage with other panelists and guests. She gives some one-liners and moves on.”

Good thing for Whoopi they don’t whip lazy slaves anymore.

On a tip from Torcer.